TSR Rap Battle

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You beating anyone seems unlikely
Your rhymes are like your face, unsightly
Stop these games and just give up
You rap about as well as a baby pup
Sorry if this hurts, don't mean to alarm
But your rhymes are so bad, they should be haraam :tongue:

My face unsightly? Far from it
I think I'm bout to die from your verbal vomit
Reform on the mic man you can't stop it
Talk loud homie but you can't box it
The Adrian broner type, all hype and just gossip
You a cartoon figure man, straight outta a comic

Reply 181

Physics4Life

Original post by Gladiatorsword

everyone knows my the smokin bars i spat have still not cooled down
ill go all kungfu over yo ass and leave you with a frown
come we'll do this rap battle face to face downtown
knowing you're so gay, you'll come in your evening gown

Yo dude chill, whats up the the homophobia?
Sit down man, relax, pick up a soda.

People get bullied at school
by people like you
who don't give a ****
by the bull**** you pull

So quit with the act
cause we ain't watching no more
you sly lil prick
just die on the floor

So cut the slack and treat people with respect
drop the biscuit, lets not dissect
this any further
'Cause next time I'll be out for murder.

Reply 182

Physics4Life

Original post by majmuh24

Your rapping is terrible, you should stick to physics
I don't have time for you and your corny gimmicks
I'll finish you off right now with glee
If you think your rapping can compare to me

I rhyme so hard, I'll give you a chill
Your mum emits so much gas, she has a monthly carbon bill
Yo momma's so fat that she's redshifted
Schrodinger's cat is dead just knowing she existed
I've got a special rhyme just for the equation
Yo momma's mass fits perfectly into this equation

Schwarzchild \:Radius=\dfrac{2GM}{c^2}

(Where G is the gravity constant, M is yo momma's ass, and c is the speed of light)

I've put my rap in physics terms you should understand
So leave now unless your face wants to feel the palm of my hand

Okay, you put me in my place.
I'd probably do better next time if I was off my face.
and even if i did get the palm of your hand,
a high five is something that i can withstand.

But I'm glad i now have someone to look up to,
someone who i know can rap better than my stew
perhaps if i dream enough i can be just like you?
oh wait, why would i want to do what you do?

Plagiarisms nothing good for Lowkey fans in this hood.

Reply 183

NinjaSheep

Original post by majmuh24

Listen bitch, you think I should start responding
Then you better listen close and stop your gay male bonding
You're emotions are deep, but you're flow's too weak
Your future looks bleak, you better plug your rap leak
Too scared to speak, just make sure you don't shriek
Cause your bars are so crap that its peak

It isn't my knowledge of physics that's wrong
If you think you'll beat me, you must be high off a bong
You're just hating, being a cynic
Your mum's so fat, she breaks the laws of physics
I explode like a bomb, no one is spared
Cause my power is my mass times the speed of light squared

I'm a brilliant scientist, a dope MC
If you're gonna step to me, you better think twice G
I'm the King of Chaos, Master of Entropy
I'll string you up from a 10 foot tree
With a sign around your neck that says "**** MC"
There ain't no mother****er fresh like me
I'm a universal don, a singularity

Your mum's carbon is in the form of dioxide
Her breath is poisionous like carbon monoxide
My science is tight, rhymes faster than light
I'm like a pile of TNT and I'm about to ignite

I've got the mind to bust a rhyme that'll make your bleed
Other rappers all talk ****, so they better concede.

Your on the ropes child, they're booking the hurst,
At least it was original - that was a first!
Your physics is good? Mate I ain't seeing it,
And your rhymes are reaching new levels of ****.

Your power is mc2 - well that's a shame
That's an equation for energy - they're not the same,
Powers energy over time, so I guess that's apt,
You use poor physics to make you sound less ****.

Rhymes faster than light? mate Einstein was right,
When he said nothing travels faster - HIS physics was tight,
Your wrong their too - you can't go that quick,
Real scientists are clever - mate you're just thick.

Master of Enropy, well I agree,
Since your raps get more disordered every time you see.
That wasn't criticism of me, just rants from a child,
Because my raps are smoking, whereas yours are just mild.

And now homophobia, I'm quite frankly ashamed.
To be in any way associated with your name.
It's the last resort of trolls and haters,
I'm bored of your small sighted views - laters.

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Reply 184

L'Evil Fish

Crazy skills just flying around,
But when you hear my lyrics there won't be a sound,
Struck with awe and silent in shame,
Just remember that L'Evil Fish is my name.

Holleeeeer

Reply 185

Creat0r

Yo yo lets go
I am from London
London da ghetto the hardest place
On Earth everybody dies to the gun
Cos this is London and London is really bad
Worse dan Africa or Bronx

Reply 186

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

You think you can rap, but you're just a fish
I'll slit your neck, drain your blood, leave you limp and lifeless
You should stick to maths, poisson distribution
My rhymes are hot like nuclear fusion

Round here I'm the master of mathematics
Rap like a robot, I'm systematic
You think you're the king, there's gonna be an abdication
It's time to end you, just like this equation

u=\displaystyle\int 2as\:ds

(when s=1 and a=1, u=1)

I may be a fish, but I'm a lyrical prodigy,
You think you can take me on, ha, we'll see,
You're delirious, insane and not capable of jack,
I'll finish you with my equations, left, right, centre and back to back.

:lol:

I genuinely can't cope with this :mmm:

I'm laughing to myself writing and reading this crap. Nevertheless...

You think you're Einstein with all this E = mc^2,
But lets set things straight, let's do this fair,
Set me up a mathematical problem as hard as you can,
And I'll end it in a second, that's my master plan.

Reply 187

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

All this stuff coming out of your mouth is just gas
Did you get my integral, it was

u=ass

My rhymes are unstable, they've got radioactivity
I'll kick you ass from here to infinity

Einstein was a genius, but even he wasn't right
When he said nothing could travel faster than light
Obviously, he had never seen me rap
When you're navigating my lyrics, you need a map

You have no finesse, your rhymes are just wrong
I think you're a few vertices short of a polygon
When I spit my rhymes, there's nothing you can do
There's an inverse relationship between you and IQ

Oh that was good, you win, but I still want to rap :colone:

From hydrogen and helium to francium and radium,
I'll create a chain of exothermic reactions, you won't be able to stop 'em,
Like caesium in water, gonna blow you out of the arena,
This rap battle is serious and you can bet I'm going to get meaner.

Reply 188

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

I'm lightning fast, your rhymes are just slow
Do you have 67 protons, because you're a Ho
You bet you're exothermic, you give out hot air
A rapper as bad as you is very rare.

By time I reply, you've already a rap ready, but speed doesn't win the game, got to be slow and steady,
It's just like the story, of the tortoise and the hare,
You spit bars fast, but I have flare.

Reply 189

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

Ha, your grammar is incorrect
*Flair is what you mean, should have double checked
Rapping is something that you should quit
Until you get a better understanding of English Lit.

It's not grammar, it's a spelling mistake,
You're just a Nazi, a spelling fake,
I got an A* in gcse lit, it's English language you mean,
So get to grips with your subjects, before lecturing , ameen

Reply 190

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

Calling me a grammar nazi?
I'll finish this battle now, kamikaze
I'll take you on in any subject
Whatever it is, you'll be incorrect
You're running away, you know you've been wrecked
Your frequency is decreasing, its the Doppler Effect

There's one thing you need to understand
Mess with me and you'll get a backhand
It's over, it's finished, you're in trouble
Quit now or I'll knock you out with a chappal :tongue:

Chappal

msl:

Automatic win, I concede.

Reply 191

Kreme

First of all, all of you rappers are ****.
Time's up. Get ready for the lyrical heat.
Single-handedly I’ll break you like a LEGO toy.
I dare you to come closer and it will be my joy
to finish you up. Can't you hear the beat?
Be careful or you’ll end up in the fire pit.
Mess with me and I’ll unleash the ultimate ploy.
Now run back to your mama. Don’t be a killjoy.

(edited 10 years ago)

Nerds.

Original post by chelseafan

Nerds.

Chelsea fan.

Reply 194

Mr A Smith

Look at me look at me look at me and my car
look at me and my car ... Yehhhhh... Car

Reply 195

Kreme

Original post by Mr A Smith

Look at me look at me look at me and my car
look at me and my car ... Yehhhhh... Car

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

Reply 196

Kreme

Original post by majmuh24

That's what I thought bro, no one can handle the chappal (I got one yesterday :frown:

)

Spoiler

Do you wear them with socks?

Reply 197

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

That's what I thought bro, no one can handle the chappal (I got one yesterday :frown:

)

Spoiler

What did you do?
Did your face turn blue?
With sadness and shame,
It's okay, because you've used the ordeal for TSR rap battle fame.

Reply 198

L'Evil Fish

Original post by majmuh24

It's not funny, it wasn't a single shot
I got more than that, it was a lot
My mum turned into a chappal wielding Rambo
It was like Street Fighter; C-c-combo :tongue: