TSR Rap Battle

Sorry guys, been away. Not allowed properly back until after 3 months ( getting my original account wiped clean then)

If anybody wants to rap battle on omegle, just dm me on twitter (@LifeIsCoolInnit) and we'll try it.
Hope you don't miss me too much lads, consumed mate i'll retaliate after 3 months haha, everyone else sit down and bow to me

xoxo

This threads dead, killed all my competition,
You's need too practice practice, repetition repetition

This threads dead, killed all my competition,
You's need too practice practice, repetition repetition

This threads dead, killed all my competition,
You's need too practice practice, repetition repetition

Hahaha, that first line implies we're on the same ball ground,
you should stop spreading your **** around - I ain't on the ground,
I'm higher than the Burj Khalifa - or you're just underground.
You are definitely not my competition,
And you are the one that needs to practice repetition,
Or at least when to use that said repetition,
Because you just repeat, repeat,
that just ain't neat,
There should be stuff in between,
Cos with nothing in between,
It doesn't work,
Put that to work.

Man wants a rap battle online,
I'll merk him so bad it'll hurt offline,
You'll need to fly away with Mexico Airline,
My bars will mess you up so much you wont be able to rhyme,
you wont be able to rap no more, you'll have to sign!
Ill merk you up everytime!
YOUR face will look like you ate a lime!
yeah this is real grime!
yeah blad!

Hahaha, that first line implies we're on the same ball ground,
you should stop spreading your **** around - I ain't on the ground,
I'm higher than the Burj Khalifa - or you're just underground.
You are definitely not my competition,
And you are the one that needs to practice repetition,
Or at least when to use that said repetition,
Because you just repeat, repeat,
that just ain't neat,
There should be stuff in between,
Cos with nothing in between,
It doesn't work,
Put that to work.

Atleast try dude.

Atleast try dude.

So a man reacts back to your verbal attack/
Then you stand and take it like a helpless nutsack/
Yeah, it's pretty clear that you're crap/
You need to hit the road like Jack/
Else sparks will strike you like I'm spitting lightening/
It'll be quite frightening and kind of enlightening/
So I could be compared to Hume or Edison when I'm lyrically fighting/
Call it philosophy? Or is this sophistry?/
Shaming your intellect through intelligent texts/
Leaving you vexed like your life's trapped in a metaphorical vortex/
So I'm leaving you with a pretext for you to come next/
And if you don't the I'll figure these shots got to your dome/
And that you ain't prepared to venture near my throne

These shoddy kids got you gassed, catch these little fish out the sea like bass, but you're just floating around like a piece of trash, I'm a shark swimming son you need to make a dash, don't push me or I'll break you down like hash

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Last line was **** dude

Before these lines you were fine, I even mildly respected dude.
But now you like Trotsky, you drifted,(don't know him? now you do.)
You put two and two together, to make the wrong 'to'
If repetition is the answer, you'll be saying this two. (oh snap wordplay and everything)
I need to practise practise? I'll practise my practice on your grammar
Your 'practice' is 'practise',
Just like your style is 'clamour',
You can't take it anymore, you're weaker than I presumed,
We're only just getting started and you're already consumed.

Its how you lure them in, you got to make them think they can win.

you can talk trotsky all you like you should go join the bolsheviks,
i'm a communist when its come to this, in that i make you all look equally ****,
you do the maths but, If i put two and two together wouldn't i get the wrong "for"?
don't worry people don't expect much, from the son of a milkman and a whore,
I'm a rap prophet, create an obsurd object, stick it in your spine till your body objects,
to keep on breathing except, if you just accept, all your wack bars just don't connect,
a lyically innept, display is what i expect, if you wanna **** with me, show me some respect and come correct.

I'll come correct, come correct you over every misspelled word,
You need a sit down? Because your spelling's "absurd"
The word's unusual by definition, you call me inept?
I'll call you any synonym of that, my vocab's adept.
Your gags got old an age ago, utilising crass jokes,
Communism's just as old, get back to class you dope.
And my addition is the difference between admission and submission,
You go fishin' because you're wishin that your dishin out a vision,
That nobody else complies with, deny ****, go have a cry bitch.
I don't deny I try but your lines are consumed by ****.

I'm the king of this **** like elvis, don't read your posts, i just return sender,
I reign supreme while you just a queen, your not even the great pretender,
You sound more confused than a black white supremicist,
i'm the best at this, your ok.k.k but you ain't no battle specialist,
spit satanic versus leave you butthurt, like muslims reading salmon rushdie,
i'll show you the ropes, like you showed the policeman "this is where daddy touched me"
have you always been a kunt? because you could blame this loss on karma,
you just got raped, killed and buried, you'd think you were battling jeffrey dahmer,
pound for pound i'm the best, your gonna need more than luck,
this is a battle what you expect?, you don't get kissed before your ****ed,