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Original post by Shadez
maaaan guess amma have to dig a grave for em JCB
their banks have been raided TSB
leave them forgettin their DOB
have mans leavin the country BNP
ur squad knows im da real MVP
All i can say is im a VIP
and ive been watching NSA
too many people comin through with an AMA
but d real q is have you got AAA

@The_Blade you need clothes? HMV

@K.C three letters KFC

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Yo Zenthara this wasteman think he can spit bars pfft

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Original post by Shadez
maaaan guess amma have to dig a grave for em JCB
their banks have been raided TSB
leave them forgettin their DOB
have mans leavin the country BNP
ur squad knows im da real MVP
All i can say is im a VIP
and ive been watching NSA
too many people comin through with an AMA
but d real q is have you got AAA

@The_Blade you need clothes? HMV

@K.C three letters KFC

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Original post by Zozoeeee
its okay we can t all be as good as @Zenarthra or @The_Blade


I never said that lol
Original post by WoodyMKC
They're horrific mate haha, lemme see if I can save this thread...


None of your bars could even make Churchill nod,
"Ohhhh yass" I'm like a one man firing squad,
Pricks use big words to compensate crap bars,
I strike fear like Arabs shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
I don't care fam I'll clap down anyone,
You could be 10, 12, 9 or 21,
Don't need to draw for the tool on some Joseph ting,
8 bars are all I need to let you know who's king.


Fam what are these rhymes? you look constipated.
You dress like a girl, take a picture, telling girls to rate it.
My bars are clean and my flow is heavy.
You turn up to the club looking like a black john terry.
Original post by Zenarthra
Fam what are these rhymes? you look constipated.
You dress like a girl, take a picture, telling girls to rate it.
My bars are clean and my flow is heavy.
You turn up to the club looking like a black john terry.


Ooohh sheeeeet

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Original post by zenarthra
fam what are these rhymes? You look constipated.
You dress like a girl, take a picture, telling girls to rate it.
My bars are clean and my flow is heavy.
You turn up to the club looking like a black john terry.

worldstarrrrrrrrrrrr
Reply 1386
Original post by Zozoeeee
worldstarrrrrrrrrrrr


are u in reach are u a spartan
Original post by Zenarthra
I roll up in a ferrari, people mirin when i smoke a spliff
ChampEon is looking in the mirror thinking, when should i lift
You talk about games, because you have no life.
Take your girl, fk her then teach her how to steam my rice.
You're useless when you battle with me, so don't test me.
This is a battle and you really don't impress G.


No offence G but that was too fking simple
I'd rather take your girl cos I heard she's a nympho
When I said I wasn't a big gamer I meant it you dollop
Cos I always got time to roll whenever your chick call up
You got your Hot Wheels Ferrari and I'm happy for you Zenarthra
But ChampEon got such a long sword that yo chick calls me King Arthur
Original post by The_Blade
Yo Zenthara this wasteman think he can spit bars pfft

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im rick ross dont @ me

Original post by Shadez
maaaan guess amma have to dig a grave for em JCB
their banks have been raided TSB
leave them forgettin their DOB
have mans leavin the country BNP
ur squad knows im da real MVP
All i can say is im a VIP
and ive been watching NSA
too many people comin through with an AMA
but d real q is have you got AAA

@The_Blade you need clothes? HMV

@K.C three letters KFC

word

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You're trying too hard so let me cut you some slack
I owned champeon, so now imma burn you both back to back
You can't win when you have no bars to please.
I got money, i got cars and i got bars to release.
so ease up, and settle down before you make a mistake.
Battle with me and you'll have nothing sitting on your plate.
Original post by K.C
are u in reach are u a spartan


:topic:
Original post by Zenarthra
You're trying too hard so let me cut you some slack
I owned champeon, so now imma burn you both back to back
You can't win when you have no bars to please.
I got money, i got cars and i got bars to release.
so ease up, and settle down before you make a mistake.
Battle with me and you'll have nothing sitting on your plate.


Burn!

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Reply 1392
Original post by Zozoeeee
:topic:


that was a poesententuesion

Reply 1393
Original post by Zenarthra
You're trying too hard so let me cut you some slack
I owned champeon, so now imma burn you both back to back
You can't win when you have no bars to please.
I got money, i got cars and i got bars to release.
so ease up, and settle down before you make a mistake.
Battle with me and you'll have nothing sitting on your plate.


teach me my king
Original post by Zenarthra
You're trying too hard so let me cut you some slack
I owned champeon, so now imma burn you both back to back
You can't win when you have no bars to please.
I got money, i got cars and i got bars to release.
so ease up, and settle down before you make a mistake.
Battle with me and you'll have nothing sitting on your plate.

You know what's on my plate?
Nah, don't guess, you're already too late
But I'll tell ya
It's my bars and they're gonna slay ya
They're gonna take you higher than the Himalayas
Deeper than the Mariana
Harder than titanium
And shut you up
Better than salted butter
Original post by BlindingLight
Loooooooooooooooooooool

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I remember nothing of those times. I'm a different person now. :colondollar:
Original post by uktotalgamer
Yo Maid Marian, she's a sucker, now shut yo bitch mouth yo mother****er.

Will that do?


:rofl:

Original post by AristoBrat!
It's right in the face, yo muthasucken face,
The world's changing at a coc*busting pace,
I try to slow down, it's a mindnumbing rat-race,
No chase, just lays, I'm outta this place.


gwan, brat, you gwan, girl. :cool:
Original post by AristoBrat!
I remember nothing of those times. I'm a different person now. :colondollar:


lmao i just commented on this, saw on 1st pg and was shocked at you :rofl:
Original post by Shadez
maaaan guess amma have to dig a grave for em JCB
their banks have been raided TSB
leave them forgettin their DOB
have mans leavin the country BNP
ur squad knows im da real MVP
All i can say is im a VIP
and ive been watching NSA
too many people comin through with an AMA
but d real q is have you got AAA

@The_Blade you need clothes? HMV

@K.C three letters KFC

word

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fire status.

**matter fact, lemme have at this
this is what you call rapping?
i been travel round the atlas
you see my hat, bitch?
nah, you can't have this
your rhymes are rat ****
your mum's a slag trick
your life's too tragic
i'm bound to snap quick
i'm born from magic
suck out you *******
now try to @ dis

dunno who you are
you took it too far
you thinking you hard
i'm leavin wounds, scars
i'm ridin two cars
i'm stealin new hearts;
you're swiping tube cards
i'm givin true talk

my mind's depraved, bitch
now be my slave quick
your life is wasted
you still use pagers!?
i'm deadin haters
and the debaters
you rob from neighbours
now bell mum to save ya.

I'm out.

who wants sum?
@The_Blade/@Proxenus
@Zenarthra


:rofl:

@missaxo be our pretty referee get me :cool:
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Reply 1399
All i read is thread full of wannabee's
Writing on these 4 syllable schemes
Barely any metaphors. Purely similes
Rappers wrapping a rap; requiem for dream's

Let me take this mic and stop this hype.
Its gone past your bed time; no need to cry.
Your on crash course, straight into life.
Keratitis sicca also says Hi.
Coz your bars in need for cream to apply.
Caps lock is on, so let's FUFILL WHAT'S MINE.

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