TSR Rap Battle

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I'll admit that was clever, now pass that mic,
But I bet I can do better than that from last night,
I keep the fire going forever when I rhyme,
Whatever the weather I keep flowing with lines,
Explaining my thoughts, there's no debating,
That you're the underdog that should be spectating,
Cause while I'm here making breathtaking
Rhymes, you're sat taking breaths, waiting,
For the opportunity to finally say ****,
You forget what you were even saying,
Meaning the whole crowd's praying
For you to can it, they're anticipating
The day someone starts snapping and spraying
Rounds all over the place,
Hoping one hits you in the face,
Or you trip over your shoelace
In the panic, covering the floor in your blood stains.
Shall I explain?
What I was tryna say,
Was that monsters in my brain
Won't stop till your blood drains.

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That was good, but not good enough
Watch as it's about to get rough
Amma big bad wolf, bout to huff n puff.
blow your away, who's your daddy?puff daddy

All they girls be like they wanna marry
Cos they know I'm the man, I'm legendary
My rhymes are so sick,
they had to be hospitalised
I'm so capitalised, glamorised
They won't get off my dick
Everything is deliberate
part of the master plan,
never leaving anything to fate
Forever fly, Peter Pan,
I'll never land, I'm apocalyptic
My verses so cryptic
leaving some for you to mass debate.

Reply 1561

Hailey.M.Gazella

an American say it again
feel my pain as I get slain
whys everything so lame
don't blame me for your faults
pass me the bath salts insult me, consult me about my issues
grow the **** up I've had enough,
step back an look at yourself before you speak
I'm at my peak I'm gonna blow,
lets slow it down
this is the end....

Reply 1562

GetOverHere

Original post by Hailey.M.Gazella

It took you a year and a half to resurrect this thread
But only a minute for me to leave you dead.
Tell me, what the hell's going through your head
When you think of the trash lines that you spread?
Kid, you're just a Junior Member, know your role
Spent 2 days on TSR, and already thinks they're gold.
So I'm here to knock you off your pre-conceived pedestal
And establish my flow as impeccable.
Your profile picture says it all, you're just a meme,
A parody of a battle rapper, winning's in your dreams
But look into my eyes and see, it's in my genes.
You might think, after roasting you, I'm done.
Nah son, when I write, I move like Scorpion:
Hit you with this fire, but before you know it,
I drag you back with this hook and make your face split.

Reply 1563

Infinite Series

BUMP

I wanna see something like this again :biggrin:

Reply 1564

Infinite Series

Who wants to goooo?!?!

Reply 1565

secureinsecure

I’m tired of this **** everyone calls a relationship
Seems like every day that passes it’s more of a relationshit
I used to be a big smiler and had a bounce in my step
But since I got with this guy, my life has been a wreck
I been withdrawn from uni, and fired from my job
All cause I was busy taking **** from this Slob,

And to be honest,
To be - brutally honest, the 30 seconds wasn’t worth 2 years of fake promise.
I’m a nice girl, I like to help everybody
Though sometimes I forget to help my own body
I’m a beautiful
Articulate
Some would say immaculate
But most of all I’m just that girl who always takes a lot of crap
If only I could get rid of this interior flaw,
Maybe I could stop feeling so emotionally raw
There’s only one thing that seems to be holding me back
If I sort that out maybe I can get myself back