Resolution 2006/20: Concerning the Secretary General

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Requests that all nations increase payements to the United Nations by 2% to provide funds for upgrading the Secretary General bot;

2.

Urges countries with experienced programmers to lend them to the United Nations for this praiseworthy cause;

3.

Proclaims that the United States shall itself provide several programmers and suggests that the base of operations be in Geneva, with Swiss concent;

4.

Supports the creation of an ad hoc programming group to work on this matter forthwith;

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Expresses its hope that other nations will support this cause;

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Requests that all members refer to the Secretary-General as the incompetent, oblivious and sensless bot.