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your ass is grass and I'm gunna mow it
"Hey girl, can I be the Sushi roll to your wassabi" 
Original post by ProNoob
I meant I think they were meaning to quote you when they asked about the friends reference not the joe hart post
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Original post by Arkasia
'hey gurl, u wan sum fuk?'
or the classic Runescape 'buying gf 10k'
or the classic Runescape 'buying gf 10k'
10k wow man you're loaded! I usually go "trading bronze dagger for gf pl0x"
Original post by charlottelouise-
your ass is grass and I'm gunna mow it
Woah there! You're a feisty one. I'd love to 'extrapolate' your curve, whilst my 'natural log' increases 'exponentially'
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You're the butter on my bread .
Original post by kkboyk
Woah there! You're a feisty one. I'd love to 'extrapolate' your curve, whilst my 'natural log' increases 'exponentially'
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sadly I'm no good at maths but thank you for the giggles!
Original post by Angelo12231
You're a good potato
Yep! A classic.
Original post by charlottelouise-
sadly I'm no good at maths but thank you for the giggles!
Darn it
and I was about to show you my maths t-shirt collection 
Original post by kkboyk
Darn it and I was about to show you my maths t-shirt collection
and I was about to show you my maths t-shirt collection oooh go ahead! I might not understand it but I like bright lights and pretty pictures, it'll keep me occupied for a good half hour
Original post by charlottelouise-
oooh go ahead! I might not understand it but I like bright lights and pretty pictures, it'll keep me occupied for a good half hour
You aren't ready for it
Original post by channies
I meant I think they were meaning to quote you when they asked about the friends reference not the joe hart post
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Yeah I think so too
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Original post by sexion d'assaut
That's not yours
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