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Wanking while revising

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Reply 1
Original post by Connor Kelly
As the period recently has been particularly stressful and so every time I revise I feel the urge to ****. I have been wanking 5 times a day is this bad?


No, you are taking your first step onto becoming a eunuch.
Reply 2
Each to their own
No, I do it about 35 times a hour. You're fine.
I mean all I do is **** and then taste it its not bad
Original post by Connor Kelly
As the period recently has been particularly stressful and so every time I revise I feel the urge to ****. I have been wanking 5 times a day is this bad?


wow ok
Original post by Marshall Taylor
No, I do it about 35 times a hour. You're fine.

There was this one guy who did it 42 times in one night and died, brave sacrifice, now we know to stop at 41.
Original post by Not_a_horse
There was this one guy who did it 42 times in one night and died, brave sacrifice, now we know to stop at 41.


35 times a hour is good because then I have 59mins to revise per hour.
Original post by Marshall Taylor
No, I do it about 35 times a hour. You're fine.


I'd tell you that you need to go out but according to your profile, you don't do that. So I'm stumped.
Original post by Marshall Taylor
35 times a hour is good because then I have 59mins to revise per hour.

Well, I have some bad news for you if you last that short.
Original post by Mochassassin
I'd tell you that you need to go out but according to your profile, you don't do that. So I'm stumped.

He's a county chess champion, a FRICKIN COUNTY CHESS CHAMPION, the dudes a living legend living the thug life.
Original post by Not_a_horse
He's a county chess champion, a FRICKIN COUNTY CHESS CHAMPION, the dudes a living legend living the thug life.


Clearly. :wink:
Original post by Connor Kelly
I mean all I do is **** and then taste it its not bad


Ha.
[facepalm]

Seek medical advice immediately.
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by Mochassassin
I'd tell you that you need to go out but according to your profile, you don't do that. So I'm stumped.


I go out into a battlefield everytime I play chess, that's good enough for me.
I'll test all of your chins


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Original post by Marshall Taylor
I go out into a battlefield everytime I play chess, that's good enough for me.


Smooth. I'll give you that.

Original post by Marshall Taylor
I go out into a battlefield everytime I play chess, that's good enough for me.


I know how you feel.. I feel the same when I play Kerplunk!
Original post by earthworm
I know how you feel.. I feel the same when I play Kerplunk!


I remember playing that game with marbles in primary school, it was so fun!
Guys like us don't get the girl. We have one mission and if we dare to go off the path of destiny, fate will catch us. We must play board games.
Hi there
this is actually really normally. I know guys that **** 3 times in a year one every month. You maybe thinking but that doesn't add up. That's because they hold in the sperm and don't actually cum. So there gun kinda gets jammed then 3 months later they fix there gun. You maybe like this still doesn't add up that's because the other month they finger there bum hole.:biggrin::wink:

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