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how to patronsie - advice needed!!

For an essay im doing i have to use the most patronising babyish language ever but ive had a mind blank and i cant think of any patronising phrases we might say to babies/5 year olds. Anyone got any ideas ?
Ive got the whole are you sitting comfortably bit just need to continue on from that.
What are phrases that patronise you ?
Thanks x
Original post by lucywhite99
For an essay im doing i have to use the most patronising babyish language ever but ive had a mind blank and i cant think of any patronising phrases we might say to babies/5 year olds. Anyone got any ideas ?
Ive got the whole are you sitting comfortably bit just need to continue on from that.
What are phrases that patronise you ?
Thanks x


Literally treat the examiner as if they're thick. That's what my teachers say to do.

Just out of curiosity, what essay are you writing? :smile:
As above, just massively over-explain everything and act like you're talking to a retarded door handle

I do it all the time
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To patronise (that means treat people like they are stupid) all you have to do is use the most basic language possible and explain absolutely everything.

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