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Reply 60

cegs

Hah hah hah hah.

Keep them coming. :yep:

Does anyone know any Geology-related ones? Apart from the obvious "rock my world" ones.
Trying to write a poem to cheer my boyfriend up - he's very clever with science and maths...it's not my strong point, though.
Anything funny/cute I can say to him using maths/science/geology? :redface:

Thanks!

Reply 61

sampshogg

geology chat up line - Seismically speaking, geologist make the bedrock

Pretty awful 2bf :P but its hard to do ones for geology :frown:

Reply 62

A_Fictitious

No text language please :smile:

Reply 63

Revd. Mike

Did you know that your body contains approximately 1mCi of radioactive Carbon-14? That's approximately 2.2billion disintegrations per minute; you are SO hot! :wink:

Wooooops, I totally misconverted the units, woopsy :colonhash:

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That should read: Did you know that your body contains approx. 1 mCi of radioactive Carbon-14? That's over 2.2million disintergrations per minute, you are SO hot! :wink:

Reply 64

PeanutButterJellyTime

sampshogg

geology chat up line - Seismically speaking, geologist make the bedrock

Pretty awful 2bf :P but its hard to do ones for geology :frown:

Reply 65

little_wizard123

Adje

If you were a trigonometric identity you'd be equivalent to

\displaystyle \frac {1}{\mathrm{cos} \, c }

...

I like that one the best for some reason..

Reply 66

Kyred

Don't run towards me and scream, cos the higher pitch makes me dizzy
Don't run away from me either, cos you would sound like a man

Doppler Effect

Reply 67

Woody.

One atom said to another 'I think I've lost an electron!' the other says, 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I'm positive!'

It's so bad it's funny.

Reply 68

sgc3000000

If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

not that scientific but i like it :smile:

Reply 69

sgc3000000

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!

Reply 70

sgc3000000

My vector has a large magnitude, care to normalize it?
let's relax the hausdorff condition baby!
How do you like your eggs in the morning- scrambled or fertilized?

Reply 71

Porter Justice

Lol, i love these :tongue:

I got one for english, 'If i could rewrite the alphabet, i'd put u and i together' =]

Reply 72

SoapyDish

Having sex is like quadratic factorisation - if it can't be split then it's time to stop.

Having sex is like doing fractions - it's improper for the larger one to be on top.

If there's a metal train a mile long, and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck it, how long will it take to reach and kill the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

Not exactly chat-up lines though...

If a layer of frozen water is 33cm thick, and a polar bear exerts a force of 452kg over a surface area of 0.3m^2 per foot, is it enough to break the ice?