Make it More Statistics-ey !!

the bear

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So in the US& A the 20th of October is World Statistics Day :yawn:

Let us make some unbiassed samples of wordplay to celebrate :teehee:

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Reply 1

cages cages

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A Statistically Significant Love Song-henrik widegren
Statistics Black Fathers-noodle noo
Beyond Average-MC S.K.U.L.E.

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine
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Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.

I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.

Reply 2

the bear

OP

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Original post by cages cages

A Statistically Significant Love Song-henrik widegren
Statistics Black Fathers-noodle noo
Beyond Average-MC S.K.U.L.E.

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine
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Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.

I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.

thank you for the song suggestions and the side-splitting jokes cages :yay:

please enjoy this Delicious Punty:

Reply 3

bl0bf1sh

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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Standard Deviation After Midnight)
H₀-ing Me, H₀-ing You
ANOVA One Bites The Dust
Chi Will Always Love You – Mann-Whitney U-ston

Reply 4

Joinedup

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All about the Bayes - Megan Trainor

Beautiful Priors - Shakira/Beyonce

Let it chi - The Beatles

The binner takes it all - ABBA

Reply 5

the bear

OP

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Original post by bl0bf1sh

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Standard Deviation After Midnight) @The_Lonely_Goatherd
H₀-ing Me, H₀-ing You @The_Lonely_Goatherd
ANOVA One Bites The Dust
Chi Will Always Love You – Mann-Whitney U-ston

thank you so much Ma'am :girl:

4 x ww

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4 x Oscar

Ladies' Singles Trophy for #3

Nobel Prize for Statistical Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Mediana are lovin' it :h:

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Señoras,
¿Quizás has extraviado tus menorquinas?
Paola la Grande, la paellera, encontró un par
esta mañana temprano detrás del estanque de anguilas.
Estaban al lado del cañero de un caballero.
Si desea recuperar estos artículos
simplemente acércate a recepción y pide
una charla discreta con la gran Carlota.
Ella lo guarda en su armario especial.
junto con muchos otros zapatos tradicionales,
instrumentos musicales y el toro mecánico.
Quizás prefieras quitar las manchas.
de tus menorquinas antes de volver a ponértelas?
Solo pídele a la gran C que te preste su spray 2 en 1 Pledge™
y la almohadilla brillo tamaño familiar.

Antonio Benavides Bazán y Molina.

Subgerente Subgerente de cosas perdidas y que

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Reply 6

Joinedup

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Stats entertainment - The Jam

Elo - Lionel Richie

Reply 7

the bear

OP

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Original post by Joinedup

All about the Bayes - Megan Trainor

Beautiful Priors - Shakira/Beyonce

Let it chi - The Beatles

The binner takes it all - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

you have maintained your normal high standard Sir J :thrasher:

4 x ww

d

4 x Oscar

FM

the people of Mediana are spilling their Chinchón :afraid:

Caballeros,
¿Quizás has extraviado a tu cañero?
Paola la Grande la paellera encontró una
esta mañana temprano detrás del estanque de anguilas.
Estaba al lado de un par de menorquinas de señora.
Si desea recuperar este artículo
simplemente acércate a recepción y pide
una charla discreta con la gran Carlota.
Ella lo guarda en su armario especial.
junto con muchos otros sombreros tradicionales,
instrumentos musicales y el toro mecánico.
Quizás prefieras quitar las manchas.
de tu cañero antes de volver a ponértelo?
Solo pídele a la gran C que te preste su spray Cillit Bang™.
y el resistente cepillo para fregar.

Antonio Benavides Bazán y Molina.

Subgerente Subgerente de cosas perdidas y que

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Reply 8

Muttley79

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The wizard of ogive

All about the bias

Venn will I see you again? [song by The three degrees of freedom]

Live and let Chi :007:

Correlation on a hot tin roof

The geometric, the binomial and the Univariate

Star War: a new hypothesis

12 years a statistic

I need a cup of t-test afer that!

Reply 9

the bear

OP

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Original post by Muttley79

The wizard of ogive

All about the bias

Venn will I see you again? [song by The three degrees of freedom]

Live and let Chi :007:

Correlation on a hot tin roof

The geometric, the binomial and the Univariate

Star War: a new hypothesis

12 years a statistic

I need a cup of t-test afer that!

a splendid innings Ma'am :girl:

8 x ww

d

Oscars for #2, #3, #4, #6, &, #7

HGM for #2, #3, &, #4

the people of Mediana are overwhelmed with mirth :yep:

Señoras,
Quizás estés gastando demasiado
¿En tu régimen de belleza diario?
Cosméticos y eso puede ser una gran pérdida para tu bolso.
¡La mujer de hoy necesita una solución práctica!
Simplemente acérquese a recepción y charle con la gran Guendolina.
Su familia ha estado fabricando productos de belleza.
a partir de ingredientes naturales durante generaciones.
Uno de sus artículos más populares es la mascarilla de medusa.
Sólo cuesta 409 pesetas para dos.
Si no estás encantado, la gran G te garantiza el reembolso.
el precio total sin hacer preguntas.

Xose Caetano Curbelo

Subgerente Adjunto de productos de belleza y que

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Stat Out Of Hell

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Original post by Cote1

Stat Out Of Hell

hehehe good one Ma'am :girl:

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Reply 12

Joinedup

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Gauss of the rising sun - The Animals

Reply 13

the bear

OP

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Original post by Joinedup

Gauss of the rising sun - The Animals

thanks for distributing this one Sir J :thrasher:

ww

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Oscar

Ashes

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Reply 14

cages cages

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doses and mimosas-cherub
sweet serenade-pusha t
escape (the pina colada song)
pop bottles-lil wayn

thats all i know now time for some delicously awful jokes and like quotes

No ‘pagne, no gain

Fizz the season to be jolly!

why did the champane become a model- it was told it had a great fizz-zeek!

Why is an empty champagne bottle like an orphan?
Because it has lost its pops

LESS FAMILY FREINDLY JOKES - BEWARNED

My fetish? I like to have a champagne toast and tap glasses together.
"Klinky"

What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson with no shirt on pouring champagne all over himself?
An astrofizzytits

Reply 15

the bear

OP

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Original post by cages cages

doses and mimosas-cherub
sweet serenade-pusha t
escape (the pina colada song)
pop bottles-lil wayn

thats all i know now time for some delicously awful jokes and like quotes

No ‘pagne, no gain

Fizz the season to be jolly!

why did the champane become a model- it was told it had a great fizz-zeek!

Why is an empty champagne bottle like an orphan?
Because it has lost its pops

LESS FAMILY FREINDLY JOKES - BEWARNED

My fetish? I like to have a champagne toast and tap glasses together.
"Klinky"

What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson with no shirt on pouring champagne all over himself?
An astrofizzytits

hmmm i think these are in the wrong section.... this is for STATISTICS :redface:

Make it More Statistics-ey !!

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