How do I attract posh girls at uni?

Say you have a maid at home and that you enjoy polo on the weekend. By the time she clocks that the “maid” is your mum who still does your washing and cooking, and that the polo you enjoy is the mint from the corner shop, she’s in too deep and earl yours. Good luck!

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Old Skool Freak

Walk around in a black suit, white shirt, a black tie and a bowler hat, A Tweed blazer with corduroy trousers may work if you can't find a black suit. Wear a monocle instead of glasses, and don't smoke anything less than a hamlet cigar (or maybe a smoking pipe). Grow a pointy moustache for that special touch. I'd say carry a rifle to put those blasted delinquents in their place, but that might get you arrested... but you can substitute the rifle for a walking cane and tap them tap their head and say "I say, old chap... what on earth do you think you're doing? "

You'll be her hero for sure.

(edited 3 months ago)

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