[AT82]

After thinking about possibly cures to singledom I have come with an asnwer.

PRESS ALT F4

All of the sudden you will discover that away from the PC and the internet, there is a real world, it is full of people, and these people exist in more depth than a bit of ASCII code.

[technik]

this is the real world.

[MorbidAngel]

(Original post by AT82)
After thinking about possibly cures to singledom I have come with an asnwer.

PRESS ALT F4

All of the sudden you will discover that away from the PC and the internet, there is a real world, it is full of people, and these people exist in more depth than a bit of ASCII code.

i really should take that advice....

and why alt AND F4? that requires pressin 2 buttons. i have a 'close program' button the shortcut keys on the side of my keyboard

[PrOdiGy_]

OMG THAT IS SO OLD AND NOT FUNNY!!!11111!!!!one

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU PRESS TEH ALT+W

[PrOdiGy_]

yep that was random, im sorry

[MorbidAngel]

(Original post by PrOdiGy_)
OMG THAT IS SO OLD AND NOT FUNNY!!!11111!!!!one

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU PRESS TEH ALT+W

which does......

[Sam_B]

alt and f4 will only close this window, that means i have the opportunity to open another one

there should be a "LET ME GO AND LIVE MY LIFE" key

[PrOdiGy_]

ok so i meant ctrl+w, but still i have no idea why i posted that, its not relevant at all

[Johnny 5]

But with alt-f4, you reopen the window. Hit the "off" button.

[Onearmedbandit]

Excuse me, but I am very real thanks

[technik]

i think AT means format c:

[AT82]

If ALT F4 dosn't work for you better follow these instructions depending on your type of internet connecxtion. But basicaly pull the RJ45 or what ever cable gives your internet connection out of your machine, get some scissors, cut it, its Sunday night, no shops are open, step outside, you may meet your pefect match.

[MorbidAngel]

(Original post by AT82)
step outside, you may meet your pefect match.

very unlikely. i wish it was that easy tho

[Johnny 5]

(Original post by AT82)
If ALT F4 dosn't work for you better follow these instructions depending on your type of internet connecxtion. But basicaly pull the RJ45 or what ever cable gives your internet connection out of your machine, get some scissors, cut it, its Sunday night, no shops are open, step outside, you may meet your pefect match.

My connection is wireless.

[technik]

(Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
My connection is wireless.

unplug the access point. its all wired at some point

[MorbidAngel]

(Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
My connection is wireless.

it must be wired at some point.

[AT82]

(Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
My connection is wireless.

Then mash your access point into a million pieces or invest in an 802.11D system.

[jpowell]

AT decides to share this with us even though he clearly isn't following his own advice. Interesting.

[glance]

This is my sanctuary from the real world. Here you can type anything and very little will come from it. Out there...sheesh it's pretty rough.

[Mad Vlad]

I can verify that using Alt+F4 can seriously aid the search for a partner