What do people do in nightclubs?

hahahaha

Actually one of my mates said he likes it when girls wear silky skirts in busy bars because he can feel them brush against him.


Mostly in clubs I dance, I'm always the first on and last off the dancefloor, dragging people onto it, and if they don't come with me then I'll go dance on my own. I'm not going to miss a good song!

upgrade/modify my computers mainly.

Your friend has good groping skills...
A packed dancefloor is best as you can pick your target, make a good firm grope then move away into the crowd and look for the next victim
I'm sure your a serial groper tropical twist also. I like your technique, although I'm always drugging people on the dancefloor

and play Racing Simulations.

So, you don't drink, don't do drugs, don't dance and don't have any friends.

What exactly do you do OP?

Your friend has good groping skills...
A packed dancefloor is best as you can pick your target, make a good firm grope then move away into the crowd and look for the next victim

Me? Never....

Hmmm so if you need to drug them then your sig must be lies!

What sort of clubs do you go to?

Everyone looks like an arthritic walrus round here. Noone knows how to dance. That's why it's so funny.

I know you are, you would'nt think twice if you saw a homie like Mastermind' on the dancefloor, just go for it
Oh course its not lies, I meant drugs like nurofen and stuff to alleviate hangover symptoms. I'm very caring and considerate, like that

Well maybe, but I'd have to make an extra effort of hiding afterwards because instead of turning round to dance he'd try and drag me into the kitchen to cook him something, or in his bedroom to tidy it.

haha sure...

Too right aswell, you should only be allowed out to "dance" and be a vicitm of groping, once domestic tasks are complete
Why of course, I'm a gentleman imp:

Also, drugs are illegal.

Also, drugs are illegal.

some drink, take drugs, get off with people and dance like maniacs. sometimes all at once