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Reply 1
Spend my dying moments trolling on TSR like i have never done before! Oh and have sex :yep:
pray!
Have a quick ****. And phone everyone I hate and call them knobs.

And be quite annoyed, I imagine.
Get drunk
Reply 5
find the higgs bossom. or else build a tachion sled and go back in time.

i can currently do either thing, just cant be bothered=p
Reply 6
If it happened any time before 11am, I'd probably still be in bed

:sad:
Reply 7
knock one out
Reply 8
think of something to do, do it, and top it off (pun unintended) by jumping off a bridge at 29.30 (although I'd be rather ****ed if it turned out to be wrong)
Reply 9
rape
its going to end soon and you be sorry
Reply 11
Turn my clock and hour back.

Winter Equinox FTW!!!
I would probably fall asleep with the intention of 'doing it later'
Reply 13
I'd see what's on tv.
Reply 14
I'd inflate that Jade Goody blimp that I've been keeping just for such an occasion.
NoHands
find the higgs bossom. or else build a tachion sled and go back in time.

i can currently do either thing, just cant be bothered=p



The LHC: a €6.4 billion project to get physicists laid.
Reply 16
FyreFight
The LHC: a €6.4 billion project to get physicists laid.



essentially =p


to find the higgs bosom one only really needs:

1.6 gigawatts,
a flux capacitor,
some spent uranium,
a neutrino channeller with platinum induction rods,
spaghetti colander,
flour sieve,
3 3 pronged plugs,
a few yards of wire,
some grass,
a shaved cat,
and alot of imagination.
Reply 17
There are two options; option A:

-Tell people that I hate but have to pretend to like, exactly what I think of them.
- Drink the really, really expensive champagne I've been saving for a romantic night in with my boyfriend
- Have mindblowing orgasm with forementioned boyfriend

Option B:
- Forgive all the people that I hate but have to pretend to like
- Tell the people I love exactly how much I love them
- Pray
Reply 18
get drunk and go have sex with the girl next door, she's really fit and i think shes into me
Reply 19
Smoke many cigars, go on a drive and have some cracking sex.

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