You will never go to 9am lectures if you are doing anything less than medicine
You will never use metros/buses/taxis
Using more than one pot to cook your tea becomes too much effort if you are cooking for yourself
Tiger Tiger is never an option after freshers week
You will only have a bin in your room for less than one week, it will become a flat bin once it has inevitably been thrown up into
The fell computer cluster will be busier at 3am than any local kebab shop, it will also save your degree
You will sign up for every society known to man, you will probably go to none of them or one to get the free (insert club here) entrance card
Frosty Jacks and blackberry cordial becomes standardVodka is an expensive purchase
Your entire block will probably be in a state of half death after any good night at digital
Your TV Licence will never be paid, they will give up after the first month
Netflix and Project Free TV becomes your deity
A games console will probably be the most useless thing you can ever bring to uni
You will own the £10 samsung that tesco have at one point.
During the first term you will probably not go 48 hours without alcohol
Your interest free overdraft is just an extension of your loan
Tesco becomes too much distance to walk, Londis will be your savior
Londis becomes a social activity
Rahs travel in twos
12pm is still a lecture that requires time and effort to get up to
People will be walking around in dressing gowns all hours of the day and probably early night too
Pasta and Pesto are a comedy duo that happens to be sufficient for any daily meal
House music will be weaponised and used as a form of battle between rooms/flats
Whatever time it is, someone will be up
Whatever time it is and even if you can hear a mouse tip toeing, the family flat will call university security about the noise
Could go on forever mind, but ricky road wise, university becomes the most annoying thing about university