Right here's a quick one fired off my head:
A man (let's call him Charles - I like using names you can change it).
Charles is in a back alley, he has a gun in his hands. We hear police sirens, he shudders and breaks into a sprint down the alley dives over a fence and lands in a back yard. When he gets into the backyard he gently creeps towards the door and shoves it, it's locked so he kicks it down (or picklocks it he's a bad guy). He opens the door and enters this house and theirs a old man standing in the kitchen propped up by his walking stick. The old man proceeds to beat him up and swear at him before throwing him out the door shouting 'justice served traditionally scumbag'. The old man roles the bleeding burglar out in to the alley. A woman comes up and asks him what hapened he says got beat up by a pensioner, the woman laughs and walks on.
Thinking of calling it 21st century Britain.