School league tables

Wounded.

Sixth best in the Guardian table. Although the girlies beat us.

The table in The Telegraph is completely different though - and the top school, Colyton Grammar, Devon (I'd never heard of this place before today) caned everywhere else, hands down (97.44%*!!!).

* % of candidates with 5 or more A* & A

My cousin's starting there next week (she's going into year 7). It's meant to be a really good school and it has a milkshake bar!!

Guardian GCSE: Dammit! Idiot boys beat us at 3rd. We're 15th Haven't sunk that low in years. Ouch.

Guardian A-level: 43rd. *gives up*

Telegraph GCSE: 2nd! That's more like it That Colyton Grammar did bloody well though. They beat us by over 5%, wowee.

*Is very jealous*. I live for banana and strawberry milkshake!

the girls at the school are dogs though the boys arent half bad!! you cant have brains AND beauty. unfortunatley, the girls have brains.

If we shipped out half of our dossers, to the extent that the public schools do, we would murder the thang! That's probably true for quite a few grammars though.

I prefer chocolate myself I want a milkshake bar at my school!

*Takes credit for this* Thank you, thank you, no cameras please
Ahem. Yes. We're meant to do amazingly every year though

I think the Year 11s this year have actually beat us. We were 91%, they're 92% with decimal places.

I would settle for a canteen that sold edible food (and saved me from having vending machine lunches, or doing a 30 minute roundtrip every lunchtime). Whenever it rains I always eat lunch from the vending machine, or have no lunch.

Luckily, loads of people will have cars this year.

Pfffft. Pffft. Not only does my school not let you take cars, but I'm not bloody even 17 until the end of October. Pffft.

Pfffft. Pffft. Not only does my school not let you take cars, but I'm not bloody even 17 until the end of October. Pffft.



Yep. My year group average was 6A*s, 3As and a B.

Yeah, sounds like my school. The food in the canteen is rubbish, and by the time you walk up the highstreet and buy lunch, it's time to come back again! I too often eat out of vending machines, even though they're ridiculously overpriced

Were you a put a year ahead?

Yeh, my lunches have been less than healthy at times.

We won't even talk about cigarette lunches!

It pees me off when people at nearby colleges have a baby Pret' and Cafe Nero on site!

Mm.



SO UNFAIR!!! I want a Pret, that is evil. And a Cafe Nero! Arrrrgh. The things we trade for a spiffier education. Pret! We're not even allowed off site when we have a free double! Sixth Form, what?!

Guardian GCSE: Dammit! Idiot boys beat us at 3rd. We're 15th Haven't sunk that low in years. Ouch.

Guardian A-level: 43rd. *gives up*

Telegraph GCSE: 2nd! That's more like it That Colyton Grammar did bloody well though. They beat us by over 5%, wowee.