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Reply 20
dbmag9
if you've just been picturing yourself shagging her in a nurse's outfit against a wall.


:sexface:
Reply 21
Dont you see ; ******* because you think you'll seem less desperate ..

..is desperate
Reply 22
Anon_By_Choice
So I heard some advice that a guy should always jerk off before he goes out to pickup girls. The logic behind this is that he won't be as horny therefore he will be more relaxed and less desperate around the girls he's meeting.

Do you think this is true? Or should I just not jerk off for like a week and go out really horny?


Ive done this when i used to go and see my ex just to hang out.
It is actually a good idea to reduce the risk of you sleeping with someone, in my case my ex.
Didnt always work though
Reply 23
Discharge your pipe, have a wipe.
Pull a girl at the bar, be a sex pornstar?
Reply 24
I'd be ******* every time I left the house to go hang out if I did.
And I don't, I have a **** in the shower every couple of days and that does me fine :biggrin:
Reply 25
Anon_By_Choice
So I heard some advice that a guy should always jerk off before he goes out to pickup girls. The logic behind this is that he won't be as horny therefore he will be more relaxed and less desperate around the girls he's meeting.

Do you think this is true? Or should I just not jerk off for like a week and go out really horny?


LMFAO
The first time I've ever considered masturbation as a logical process. There's one for the philosophically minded!
Reply 26
Bezzler
Just as long as you leave enough time to clear up afterwards, and don't get it stuck on your ear, so that she mistakes it for hair gel...


:ahee:

You beat me to it though :frown:

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