washing...

no, the cock sings to him when he has been cleaned, cheesed-out and lovingly cared for. It's like one of those fish toys on walls, the cock belts out some famous Elvis Presley Hits.

I love this thread! But yeah soap is very dangerous, I've got sensitive skin all over anyway so down there, it's potentially lethal lol
I remember when I was younger Matey bubble bath used to give me hell lol.

I'm talking when I was a lot younger lol I haven't used Matey for about 10 years lol just to clear that up!

It is rare that a bubble-bath is referred to as legendary, but Matey is just that.

I never had a problem with it but I remember it gave my sisters really bad rashes. I still remember getting a right royal ear bashing for bathing my then baby sister in a Matey bath ahh the memories.

If I want some parmesan, I will buy it thanks.

Solid, or already grated?

Solid, or already grated?

grated on a pizza for me

It is rare that a bubble-bath is referred to as legendary, but Matey is just that.

I never had a problem with it but I remember it gave my sisters really bad rashes. I still remember getting a right royal ear bashing for bathing my then baby sister in a Matey bath ahh the memories.

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P.S Clairehayz, who did you kill??!! 15 warnings and a ban, that takes some doing

I was in the common room the other day and in the year above there's this ditzy girl who really doesn't live on this planet.

Anyway my friend was going on about this guy she went out with who had really bad knob cheese, and how gross it was that he didn't bother to clean it.

Then suddenly this girl goes "what's knob cheese?" and this other girl says "oh I've told you this before, it's special cheese a guy puts on his knob as lube before sex, Michael Jackson uses Dairylea."
Ditzy Girl: "Why does Michael Jackson use Dairylea?"
Other Girl: "Kids go mad for Dairylea."



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Just realised this was totally not relevant to the thread - but I thought it was pretty funny

I was in the common room the other day and in the year above there's this ditzy girl who really doesn't live on this planet.

Anyway my friend was going on about this guy she went out with who had really bad knob cheese, and how gross it was that he didn't bother to clean it.

Then suddenly this girl goes "what's knob cheese?" and this other girl says "oh I've told you this before, it's special cheese a guy puts on his knob as lube before sex, Michael Jackson uses Dairylea."
Ditzy Girl: "Why does Michael Jackson use Dairylea?"
Other Girl: "Kids go mad for Dairylea."