You know you're a student when...

Reply 120

Ayah

9

- you ain't got money, you take your broke-ass home...

Reply 121

mcp2

2

You masturbate all day long

Reply 122

cchamploo

When in the morning, you go into the communal kitchen for a cup of coffee and find some random lad sleeping on the sofa.

When the maintenance loan comes through like the second coming, and suddenly masses of students march into h+m /river island etc lol.

This is particularly for guys:
When we can go from lying in bed ready for sleep getting a text from a mate saying EVERYONE is out tonight and thinking 'f*** it' and getting ready and hyped in the space of 15mins lol.

When your visiting mates at their house on what just happens to be a day with loads of snow....ends up as attempting improvised snowboarding down a steep hill with floorboards at 2 in the morning :biggrin:

Reply 123

Munchies-YumYum

Original post by RP-MRU.

When you start an assignment that has to be handed in at 9am, at midnight. Smoooooth.

i had that happen to me 2 days ago, i had to stay up doing my coursework till 7.30am, NEVER AGAIN!

Reply 124

kerily

15

Original post by ArcadiaHouse

There are some dodgy characters hanging around there. I wouldn't trust any of them to give me a haircut :tongue:

Unless I was after a mohawk :awesome:

Without wanting to sound completely and utterly pretentious, my hair is a tiny bit 'alternative', so that was what I was going for :biggrin:

But if it's not your thing, no, steer clear :tongue:

Reply 125

PonchoKid

20

you go to the pub for 1 drink, and 2 hours later get kicked out after 2 pitchers as they want to shut and then you walk back to yours have your room attacked by mates, who steal the big blow up willy sitting in your room, and then whilst they walk back to their they get it taken off them by the police!

best. night.

Reply 126

dirtyoldriver

10

Your mealtimes are now lunch, dinner and 3am.

Reply 127

Alt__x

14

This thread makes me so excited for university!! Roll on next September :biggrin:

Reply 128

SoulfulBoy

18

Original post by Hatchet

You spend all your time on the internet procrastinating.

Like now.

Reply 129

SoulfulBoy

18

When you live the first 3 weeks like a millionaire and the rest of the year you live on noodles. :frown:

Reply 130

PonchoKid

20

Original post by PonchoKid

you go to the pub for 1 drink, and 2 hours later get kicked out after 2 pitchers as they want to shut and then you walk back to yours have your room attacked by mates, who steal the big blow up willy sitting in your room, and then whilst they walk back to their they get it taken off them by the police!

best. night.

someone explain the neg rep i got for this??

muchly appreciated [=

Reply 131

Hatchet

2

Original post by SoulfulBoy

Like now.

Reply 132

Charlieee_

9

Original post by PonchoKid

someone explain the neg rep i got for this??

muchly appreciated [=

the pub part of that story sounds very similar to a lot of my nights so i thought i'd try rebalance the rep there :P

Reply 133

TheImperialist

Wow, thank god I don't live with you lot!

Reply 134

Pwn4g3_P13

14

Original post by ArcadiaHouse

You decide to make a vegetable curry because £4 for chicken is too expensive :frown:

I bought a whole large chicken from Tesco for $1.50 yesterday ^^

Reply 135

TimmonaPortella

21

Original post by Hatchet

Sigh, this is unpleasantly accurate.

Reply 136

ArcadiaHouse

17

Original post by Pwn4g3_P13

I bought a whole large chicken from Tesco for $1.50 yesterday ^^

Really?

I always buy chicken breasts :colondollar:

Reply 137

Pwn4g3_P13

14

Original post by ArcadiaHouse

Really?

I always buy chicken breasts :colondollar:

Most of the cost is for the butcher - was in the middle of the day, no discounts. Roasted it today - about 4-5 meals worth of chicken for a quid fifty - plus the fat/juice makes a great stir-fry base