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Original post by Etoile
If Schroedinger's cat walks into a forest and no one is there to observe it, is it really in the forest? :u:


If I do someone, and nobody feels it, am I really in them? :u:
Original post by Karma is a bitch
Oooh, that sounds quite interesting... :smile:


Philosophy is intellectual sex. I love it because i can get laid at any time of the day :smug:


Original post by Coco_94
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I think the problem with the mind-body problem is the fact that we are conscious ourselves and it's difficult to separate ourselves from the problem

:woo: explained it better :biggrin:
Reply 5982
Original post by dabest2500
If I do someone, and nobody feels it, am I really in them? :u:


Your dick isn't big enough to go inside someone. :u:
Original post by Etoile
:rofl:
If Schroedinger's cat walks into a forest and no one is there to observe it, is it really in the forest? :u:
:console: That is less than a mark per minute :zomg:
:hugs:


I had a sad moment earlier...one of the vending machines was beeping, as it'd gone kapputt, and one of the girls said to my friend earlier, "you know if you walk away...it stops beeping, right?" Subtley hinting, dude, you're being silly, just go and stop complaining...when he told me she said that, he said, "wait, isn't that like a philosophical question, the one where if there's no one around to hear a tree fall in the forest, did it still make a sound?" I thought to myself..."Well Kant would disagree..." :ninja: :teehee:
In fact I said that.
It's a pain. :lol:
:jumphug:
Original post by chickenonsteroids
Philosophy is intellectual sex. I love it because i can get laid at any time of the day :smug:



Oh bloody hell, I had to read that twice just to make sure I read it right. I'm giggling so much.

Philosophy isn't something I'd relate sex to at all :tongue:

But whatever floats your boat :wink:
Original post by dabest2500
If I do someone, and nobody feels it, am I really in them? :u:


Original post by Etoile
Your dick isn't big enough to go inside someone. :u:


OH SNAP.

:teehee:
Original post by chickenonsteroids
Philosophy is intellectual sex. I love it because i can get laid at any time of the day :smug:

I think the problem with the mind-body problem is the fact that we are conscious ourselves and it's difficult to separate ourselves from the problem

:woo: explained it better :biggrin:


THE BOLD. :colone: :colone: :colone: :colone: :colone:
Nothing like a bit of mind**** :sexface:

Yes, but we are the root of the problem, making us, in a cliché fashion, part of the solution. I understand what you mean though!

Original post by chickenonsteroids
OH SNAP.

:teehee:


If it was big enough it would. :rofl:
Original post by Etoile
Your dick isn't big enough to go inside someone. :u:


Why do you taunt me :emo:

Original post by chickenonsteroids
OH SNAP.

:teehee:


This is what happens when you get a wife, they just laugh at your penis size :sad:
Reply 5988
Original post by dabest2500


This is what happens when you get a wife, they just laugh at your penis size :sad:


You can always request a divorce :teehee:
Original post by Conan
You can always request a divorce :teehee:


I'm the one who marries/divorces people on here :teehee:

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Original post by dabest2500
I'm the one who marries/divorces people on here :teehee:

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Don't forget me. :innocent:
Reply 5991
Original post by dabest2500
Why do you taunt me :emo:

This is what happens when you get a wife, they just laugh at your penis size :sad:


It is loving banter :sad:
Original post by helpme7
no AQA


Ahhh I did OCR. You worried me for a moment...
Original post by dabest2500


Am I a widower in TSR terms?
Original post by Etoile
It is loving banter :sad:


Loving :lolwut:
Dominance ftw :sexface:

Original post by Coco_94
Don't forget me. :innocent:


Cal has you on a leash so I'm fine :smug:
Original post by wcp100
Am I a widower in TSR terms?


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helpme7 is looking for someone... would you like me to perform the ceremony?
Original post by dabest2500
Loving :lolwut:
Dominance ftw :sexface:


Cal has you on a leash so I'm fine :smug:


It's the only way she can express such love...(which is why she "hated" on Scandiwegia so much)

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I let her think that, through use of my feminine wiles. :smug:

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Original post by dabest2500
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helpme7 is looking for someone... would you like me to perform the ceremony?


I'll be a witness :daydreaming:
Original post by Coco_94
It's the only way she can express such love...(which is why she "hated" on Scandiwegia so much)

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I let her think that, through use of my feminine wiles. :smug:

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I love her for that :sexface:
I assume you do too since you slept with my wife and you're with Cal :yep:
:rofl:
You have love for me too :sexface:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Jen tried it and it didn't work :colonhash:

Original post by chickenonsteroids
I'll be a witness :daydreaming:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Free cake :woo:
Reply 5999
Original post by wcp100
Am I a widower in TSR terms?


Did your spouse die? :curious:

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