I failed 3 tests in short succession a quarter of a century ago as a snotnosed 17year old. Can't remember the first 2 but the 3rd was a bloodbath, still makes me wince.. The examiner had to break for me as I pulled out in front of an oncoming car at a busy junction, would have been a head on collision had I been alone, nerves had gone by this point, then the instructor had to grab the wheel to prevent me hitting a parked car on the way back to the test centre (Palmers Green, North London), despite the horrific errors he still made me go through the test questions at the end before saying well Mr Mitchell you've obviously failed!. After that I gave up. For 25 years.
This year a break in work gave me some time, so I got the theory test done, then booked some lessons with a local instructor. It felt better, my original instructor was horrific, constantly belittling my progress telling me i was never going to pass, I hated every minute of driving, I never felt in control and the constant droning form the instructor was energy sapping. Honestly, if you have an instructor that you dislike then change them. Anyway I booked a few lessons with a local instructor who was very good, a proper teacher. Then booked an intensive 12 hour with test. The driving was fun, I actually looked forward to going out.
First (or fourth) test was in Sidcup which was unfortunately a bit too far from me to practice properly, we'd drive an hour to Sidcup then spend next to no time there before it was time to go back, Sidcup has a couple of very large multi lane roundabouts that are daunting if you've never seen them before, not great to experience them for the first time on the day of your test.. Anyway, test day came, not that nervous until shortly before the test. Due to the lack of driving on the test routes I ended up on a very large unfamiliar roundabout within the first 10 minutes - serious observation fault for not looking when exiting the roundabout. 6/7 minor faults... Still gutted, felt a bit pissed off that the instructor had not got me familiar enough. Anyway, I book another test - Hither Green this time. My heart falls when i discovered it has the 6th lowest pass rate in the country.
Test day comes. Today, unbelievably nervous, I've done major presentations, had big panel job interviews but this feels worse. 2 hour lesson before hand on the test route. Test is at 1.08, instructor informs me that its a good time, quiet. Drive time comes and the nerves seem to abate a little, I drive well, steady. No rushing. Until I make a bit of a hash of the reverse park, shaving the curb. Examiner is different though he looks at me a few times as If to say calm down, even makes a quip about the "poor clutch". I'm convinced I've failed again, as its a good 7-8 minutes in the manouvre. I feel crestfallen, I barely remember the rest of the test, totally uneventful. We get back at the test centre, he needs a few minutes for his paper work, calls over my instructor and delivers the news. "You've passed". I am gob smacked, but the feeling is quite extraordinary. The though of doing that again.... I still can't quite believe it, only 2 minors - one for stopping in a restricted parking area and a minor on the reverse park. I am 42 years old and thought i'd never hear those words.
Advice? Don't give up, obviously. Get as many hours as you can on the test routes, this is very important. Get an instructor to tell you where previous failures have occured, there are 2 spots on the Hither Green test that are consistent failure spots as there is not very intuitive left hand turn before a dead end, and another with a faded junction marking. Practice major roundabouts. If your instructor is a tosser then ditch him/her and get another one. Repeat over - safe and steady., safe and steady, safe and steady when you're out on the test.. One tip that worked for me - if the car has a clock hide it, it will torture you and take your concentration away, a watched pot never boils and all that....! I was lucky, the examiner was very experienced and another more officious instructor may have been less forgiving on the manouvre.