LOL that's nothing. About 2000 calories by my count, depends on portion sizes, but it's certainly no more than 2500 (the NHS recommended amount).
TODAY:
Breakfast: 75-100g porridge (with milk), 2 eggs,
Lunch: 3 bbq chicken legs, 1 pack of microwave rice, two cookies (the big ones)
1 pint of milk
Dinner: 4 tandoori chicken legs, about 100g of pilau rice and chickpeas.
1 pint of milk, 3 spoons of peanut butter
I wouldn't consider that a huge amount of food, but it's enough for me to gain size.