Masturbating over friends' facebook pictures

Ew... Creepy

But I totally get why it works for you. Why not try and actually make your attraction known to/actually hook up with these girls? Then maybe you could get them to send photos that she is happily aware and consenting to you doing stuff over.

Dude nooooo! Just noooooo!!!

I use kinky artwork over the internet as my main material lol. There is some amazing stuff out there that completely surpasses any profile picture.

Well I've definitely done it. I'm surprised more by people who say they haven't (supposing they're being genuine). In terms of the awkward factor, I think it's more to do with the idea that you're masturbating over someone you know rather than that you're doing it using Facebook.

I guess I should add I don't do it any more though, since somewhere along the line I decided not to permit myself any material (inc. any photos). If I have to do it it's imagination only.

This really isn't normal behaviour.

Or if it is, something has gone terribly wrong with your generation.

Do you mean doing it over someone you know (whom you aren't in a relationship with) isn't normal behaviour? Or because it's a photo of them? Or because it's Facebook? Or some other reason?

Of course it's not normal. Hell, I wouldn't do it over pictures of someone I was in a relationship with. It's just weird.

They have this thing called porn... you may have heard about it. Rumour has it, you can get lots of it for free these days...

How is that weird? I'd imagine your partner would prefer you do it over pictures of her than to porn really.

No girl I've ever been out with would. And I'd never date a girl that had a problem with me looking at porn. This is the 21st century...

Yeah, I understand that. I don't necessarily mean that they'd have a problem with you watching porn - but surely they'd be flattered that you'd rather jack off over them than to a porno. But maybe not.

Yeah, I understand that. I don't necessarily mean that they'd have a problem with you watching porn - but surely they'd be flattered that you'd rather jack off over them than to a porno. But maybe not.

Implying there's 0% risk of embarrassment and 100% success rate.

Implying there's 0% risk of embarrassment and 100% success rate.

Can't always get what you want but you can try. Guys complaining that they can't get laid because they're too busy whacking off... Evens the married ones. Give and take.

There are plenty of girls out there that want to bang or date. It just annoys me to think you don't even think we're worth asking out or permission to **** over our image if you *are* attracted.

Women get shamefully rejected too. Women get hurt. Men are too selfish to emotionally invest, commit or aven to bother asking. So much easier to just watch porn and whine that that women only like tall guys with big dicks.

Trust me I've been there, frustrated for years over why no one would date me. Then after being forward a little I found there were lots of guys who did really wan to go out with me but just decide to keep it to themselves. All that time I thought I just wasn't attractive enough so that frustrates me immensely.

Going up to a random girl and flashing your privates is a bit different. If you have an attractive female friend who is single JUST ASK. Waited so long just to be asked..


Women don't like asking because the moment it looks like we want sex, enjoy it or go looking for it, we are branded sluts. You guys however are 'expected' to be horny and encouraged to sow your oats . You have nothing to lose asking women reputation-wise

If a guy wanted to **** over me I'd want him to be honey about his feelings. It's creepy doing it in a secret corner somewhere. I'm not a masturbation tool. I you talked to me like I was another human maybe you could gain some entitlement

Seriously you are not the only ones who have to chase,
And when women do it they have a lot more to lose.

Can't always get what you want but you can try. Guys complaining that they can't get laid because they're too busy whacking off... Evens the married ones. Give and take.

There are plenty of girls out there that want to bang or date. It just annoys me to think you don't even think we're worth asking out or permission to **** over our image if you *are* attracted.

Women get shamefully rejected too. Women get hurt. Men are too selfish to emotionally invest, commit or aven to bother asking. So much easier to just watch porn and whine that that women only like tall guys with big dicks.

Trust me I've been there, frustrated for years over why no one would date me. Then after being forward a little I found there were lots of guys who did really wan to go out with me but just decide to keep it to themselves. All that time I thought I just wasn't attractive enough so that frustrates me immensely.

Going up to a random girl and flashing your privates is a bit different. If you have an attractive female friend who is single JUST ASK. Waited so long just to be asked..


Women don't like asking because the moment it looks like we want sex, enjoy it or go looking for it, we are branded sluts. You guys however are 'expected' to be horny and encouraged to sow your oats . You have nothing to lose asking women reputation-wise

If a guy wanted to **** over me I'd want him to be honey about his feelings. It's creepy doing it in a secret corner somewhere. I'm not a masturbation tool. I you talked to me like I was another human maybe you could gain some entitlement

Seriously you are not the only ones who have to chase,
And when women do it they have a lot more to lose.

Why would they? And why would you want to? If I'm sleeping with only one girl, why would I want to then masturbate over her pictures? Surely I'd use the opportunity to look at pictures of other girls...?

Is it only me that can't masturbate over pictures? I need to watch a video with a good storyline that seems realistic, like "Best Friend's Mom" to get me going.