I hear my alarm go off.
I hit snooze.
10 minutes later I hear my alarm go off.
I hit snooze.
10 minutes later I hear my alarm go off again.
I reluctantly turn my alarm off and get out of bed. Immediately I throw on my dressing gown, pick up my towel and go into the shower room.
I turn on the shower. If I need to, I will urinate. If not I will wait for about 10 seconds at which point I will jump into the shower.
I quickly wash myself, apply shower/hair 2-in-1 product all over. I wash off the soapy mix. If I'm in a good mood I may whistle a song. Very very occasionally I'll sing.
I get out the shower, quickly dry myself with the towel, throw on the dressing gown and go back to my room.
I turn on my electric heater because at this point I am very cold. The heater warms me greatly.
While I dry, I use my electric shaver thing to shave. By the time I have done this I am pretty dry. It is getting hot so I turn off my electric heater.
I quickly check my emails, LinkedIn, perhaps some forums. 2 minutes maximum, you have to be quick when you do all that snoozing. Moisturiser on face.
I throw on my suit/shirt/tie/etc for work. I make sure the tie looks great - if it means redoing it once or twice then so be it. Put on some nice fragrance.
Finally, I make sure I have anything I need in my rucksack (gym kit, etc) and I head out.
Endure horrible tube journey.
Get to office, get settled and deal with any urgent emails.
Grab breakfast from office restaurant and go back to desk and eat while working.