TSR Rap Battle
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Original post by ~C'estLaVie
Damn it, I never responded/finished our battle off.
Yeah, he was probably the best competition on the whole thread. Hopefully he's only away short term
Yeah, he was probably the best competition on the whole thread. Hopefully he's only away short term
You miss me
Original post by absurdity69
The **** you on about quidditch
Your mouth is spilling bull****
Immaculate you not
Ina Omlette I fry you hot
You charge finders for your lyrics
I wont pay **** for your trashtalk
Your lines are tragic, not magic, you gimmick
Man your lines are so weak,
so full of ****,
so Im not even gonna bother anymore,
you need to practise more and listen to macklemore.
Your mouth is spilling bull****
Immaculate you not
Ina Omlette I fry you hot
You charge finders for your lyrics
I wont pay **** for your trashtalk
Your lines are tragic, not magic, you gimmick
Man your lines are so weak,
so full of ****,
so Im not even gonna bother anymore,
you need to practise more and listen to macklemore.
What the **** is this ****?
I spit slick lyrics
You just spit
It's like phlegm on a page
You wrote these lyrics brand new
But they've already aged
So I think it's time to take your cue
Pack up and leave and take your crew
Before I slap you so hard I leave your ancestors confused
(edited 9 years ago)
i'll be severing fingers making you look like the lead singer from the Grateful Dead
name's uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, that's 11 h's for the amount of bitches i **** and 5 u's for the amount of bitches that wanna give me head
i said it backwards because that's what you are
i'm weird as **** i'm from mars
i'll be dressing up in magnificent robes singing Space is the Place like i was Sun Ra
you don't wanna **** with this, you don't know where i'm from
when i was 15 i bought a half oz and watched American History X whilst you cried in a corner at your high school's prom
curb stomp you leave your dome split
or force feed you dodgy e's leave you half dead in a warehouse rave having an epileptic fit
PEEACE
name's uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, that's 11 h's for the amount of bitches i **** and 5 u's for the amount of bitches that wanna give me head
i said it backwards because that's what you are
i'm weird as **** i'm from mars
i'll be dressing up in magnificent robes singing Space is the Place like i was Sun Ra
you don't wanna **** with this, you don't know where i'm from
when i was 15 i bought a half oz and watched American History X whilst you cried in a corner at your high school's prom
curb stomp you leave your dome split
or force feed you dodgy e's leave you half dead in a warehouse rave having an epileptic fit
PEEACE
Shades on like Johnny Cage, eyes low like I'm Liu Kang.
Shaper than a bitch and all my bitches look like Sonya blaze.
I'm ust making history, I'm winning flawless victories.
****** come for me I finish him like a fatality!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaper than a bitch and all my bitches look like Sonya blaze.
I'm ust making history, I'm winning flawless victories.
****** come for me I finish him like a fatality!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(edited 9 years ago)
Oh my god, this thread is still going?
Although it does appear to be slowing...
I haven't commented on this since December,
I doubt any of you can even remember
the likes of majmuh, Woody and other such members
The raps seems to have turned rather unusual,
I suppose on some levels it's much more suitable
than PKMN JAM and A-Dog getting grammar wrong
Speaking of which where have they all gone?
Now on with my mission that is homolytic fission
Just kidding I've got unit 5, and yes that's a sigh
and before I forget, good luck with exams n all
Maybe afterwards give me a call
Although it does appear to be slowing...
I haven't commented on this since December,
I doubt any of you can even remember
the likes of majmuh, Woody and other such members
The raps seems to have turned rather unusual,
I suppose on some levels it's much more suitable
than PKMN JAM and A-Dog getting grammar wrong
Speaking of which where have they all gone?
Now on with my mission that is homolytic fission
Just kidding I've got unit 5, and yes that's a sigh
and before I forget, good luck with exams n all
Maybe afterwards give me a call
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by vickyhunt
Oh my god, this thread is still going?
Although it does appear to be slowing...
I haven't commented on this since December,
I doubt any of you can even remember
the likes of majmuh, Woody and other such members
The raps seems to have turned rather unusual,
I suppose on some levels it's much more suitable
than PKMN JAM and A-Dog getting grammar wrong
Speaking of which where have they all gone?
Now on with my mission that is homolytic fission
Just kidding I've got unit 5, and yes that's a sigh
and before I forget, good luck with exams n all
Maybe afterwards give me a call
Although it does appear to be slowing...
I haven't commented on this since December,
I doubt any of you can even remember
the likes of majmuh, Woody and other such members
The raps seems to have turned rather unusual,
I suppose on some levels it's much more suitable
than PKMN JAM and A-Dog getting grammar wrong
Speaking of which where have they all gone?
Now on with my mission that is homolytic fission
Just kidding I've got unit 5, and yes that's a sigh
and before I forget, good luck with exams n all
Maybe afterwards give me a call
Majmuh and Woody were just about defunct by the time I piped up,
Yeah, I guess we're more for written wordplays, but we're not quite unstuck,
We smash battles through skill, not winning by relying on luck,
Two fingers to wack rappers not giving it but denying a ****,
This commentary comments to show the trolls they be trolling me,
Yeah I'll coldly control the way I roll when I'm strolling, see
The pavement's fine until you know it's your home and where you go to sleep.
Hit up maddo's channel he can show he's the dopest G
I spike your drink with an ecstasy pill on our very first date,
I'm adding E into my rap, I guess I'm now creating rape. Buh!
(edited 9 years ago)
Closed for a **** tonne of cleaning
Mostly we used to battle here, mostly.
damn, i could have killed anyone here lyrically if this thread was till going... should i start a new one?
Original post by KickDancing
damn, i could have killed anyone here lyrically if this thread was till going... should i start a new one?
Put some bars down and see if anyone responds. That's normally how it works.
Original post by consumed by stuff
Put some bars down and see if anyone responds. That's normally how it works.
alright, you asked for it lol
I'm about to encounter some wack Mc's
please, you guys still struggle with ya ABC's
jeez, i'll take anyone down, without breakin a sweat
place ya bets, who can really test this boy fly as a jet
fly with the best, dragon like, tearin ya chest
war with a vet, boy im that terrorist threat.
brrrr!
i meant like start a new thread cuz this one seems..."dead" if you wil
Original post by KickDancing
alright, you asked for it lol
I'm about to encounter some wack Mc's
please, you guys still struggle with ya ABC's
jeez, i'll take anyone down, without breakin a sweat
place ya bets, who can really test this boy fly as a jet
fly with the best, dragon like, tearin ya chest
war with a vet, boy im that terrorist threat.
brrrr!
i meant like start a new thread cuz this one seems..."dead" if you wil
I'm about to encounter some wack Mc's
please, you guys still struggle with ya ABC's
jeez, i'll take anyone down, without breakin a sweat
place ya bets, who can really test this boy fly as a jet
fly with the best, dragon like, tearin ya chest
war with a vet, boy im that terrorist threat.
brrrr!
i meant like start a new thread cuz this one seems..."dead" if you wil
Oh yeah... We BACK!
You think you're limitless physically?
I'm spilling this infamy,
I'm keeping you balanced but I don't want to level spirits G,
I'm killing you in a beat, lyrical infantry,
I don't need a drumbeat to show you I'm using fillers see,
I'm swinging never dimming from the minute you walked in and spat a lyric I was winning so I'll spin it and ask you "Why aren't you killing me?"
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by KickDancing
alright, you asked for it lol
I'm about to encounter some wack Mc's
please, you guys still struggle with ya ABC's
jeez, i'll take anyone down, without breakin a sweat
place ya bets, who can really test this boy fly as a jet
fly with the best, dragon like, tearin ya chest
war with a vet, boy im that terrorist threat.
brrrr!
i meant like start a new thread cuz this one seems..."dead" if you wil
I'm about to encounter some wack Mc's
please, you guys still struggle with ya ABC's
jeez, i'll take anyone down, without breakin a sweat
place ya bets, who can really test this boy fly as a jet
fly with the best, dragon like, tearin ya chest
war with a vet, boy im that terrorist threat.
brrrr!
i meant like start a new thread cuz this one seems..."dead" if you wil
Im about to body this wannabe add him to my collection,
yeh you encountered a wack mc, you caught your relfection,
dude you struggle with your std's, never mind your abc's,
dick covered in cottage cheese, spends his time on his knees
they should make a law so that people like you cant even breed,
no matter colour or creed, this dude just needs his penis seeds,
because this dudes a flower, i'm gonna show him true power
i'm droppin a **** storm while he's taking a golden shower,
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by maddo
Oh yeah... We BACK!
You think you're limitless physically?
I'm spilling this infamy,
I'm keeping you balanced but I don't want to level spirits G,
I'm killing you in a beat, lyrical infantry,
I don't need a drumbeat to show you I'm using fillers see,
I'm swinging never dimming from the minute you walked in and spat a lyric I was winning so I'll spin it and ask you "Why aren't you killing me?"
You think you're limitless physically?
I'm spilling this infamy,
I'm keeping you balanced but I don't want to level spirits G,
I'm killing you in a beat, lyrical infantry,
I don't need a drumbeat to show you I'm using fillers see,
I'm swinging never dimming from the minute you walked in and spat a lyric I was winning so I'll spin it and ask you "Why aren't you killing me?"
Maddo you saddo lool bars!
On my gifted ****,
delivering presents for you unfortunates
you’re the one who needs to take the pill from limitless
This is 1 per cent of mine to what your full 100 is
talking about spirits, Your spirited for an idiot
especially for a dude with his innards spilled and ripped to bits/
head split, Neck slit, till ya body quits,
“medics, where’s the body kit?”
bodied him and buried him,
look around brother…your raps? nobody gave a ****
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by consumed by stuff
Im about to body this wannabe add him to my collection,
yeh you encountered a wack mc, you caught your relfection,
dude you struggle with your std's, never mind your abc's,
dick covered in cottage cheese, spends his time on his knees
they should make a law so that people like you cant even breed,
no matter colour or creed, this dude just needs his penis seeds,
because this dudes a flower, i'm gonna show him true power
i'm droppin a **** storm while he's taking a golden shower,
yeh you encountered a wack mc, you caught your relfection,
dude you struggle with your std's, never mind your abc's,
dick covered in cottage cheese, spends his time on his knees
they should make a law so that people like you cant even breed,
no matter colour or creed, this dude just needs his penis seeds,
because this dudes a flower, i'm gonna show him true power
i'm droppin a **** storm while he's taking a golden shower,
consumed by stuff, consumed with grief
its about to get rough, this movie become a snuff
“cuffs cuffs! where’s the cuffs!?”, blood, guts, he huffs
**** I must’ve ripped his lungs when that ginsu swung,
I’m asking this bi-curious boy “how’d he got so ****ed?”
Him thinking “why did I have to get butt ****ed in my uncle’s truck?”
“and my uncle didn’t even like it that much”
“**** its my fault! I should’ve gave him a suck!”
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by KickDancing
consumed by stuff, consumed with grief
its about to get rough, this movie become a snuff
“cuffs cuffs! where’s the cuffs!?”, blood, guts, he huffs
**** I must’ve ripped his lungs when that ginsu swung,
I’m asking this bi-curious boy “how’d he got so ****ed?”
Him thinking “why did I have to get butt ****ed in my uncle’s truck?”
“and my uncle didn’t even like it that much”
“**** its my fault! I should’ve gave him a suck!”
its about to get rough, this movie become a snuff
“cuffs cuffs! where’s the cuffs!?”, blood, guts, he huffs
**** I must’ve ripped his lungs when that ginsu swung,
I’m asking this bi-curious boy “how’d he got so ****ed?”
Him thinking “why did I have to get butt ****ed in my uncle’s truck?”
“and my uncle didn’t even like it that much”
“**** its my fault! I should’ve gave him a suck!”
Kid you didnt even come close to backin up your statements,
i'm the king of the castle, you trapped in the closet in a basement,
i got you upset like poor people if they were closing lidl,
you go out kiddy fiddle, with central locking and a bag of skittles,
this ain't britains got talent, but from this judge its a "no" son,
like i said this dudes soft like a flower, died like he got no sun,
got you choking tongue tied , like being told your mums died,
and when she said you weren't adopted, i'm afraid she lied,
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by consumed by stuff
Kid you didnt even come close to backin up your statements,
i'm the king of the castle, you trapped in the closet in a basement,
i got you upset like poor people if they were closing lidl,
you go out kiddy fiddle, with central locking and a bag of skittles,
this ain't britains got talent, but from this judge its a "no" son,
like i said this dudes soft like a flower, died like he got no sun,
got you choking tongue tied , like being told your mums died,
and when she said you weren't adopted, i'm afraid she lied,
i'm the king of the castle, you trapped in the closet in a basement,
i got you upset like poor people if they were closing lidl,
you go out kiddy fiddle, with central locking and a bag of skittles,
this ain't britains got talent, but from this judge its a "no" son,
like i said this dudes soft like a flower, died like he got no sun,
got you choking tongue tied , like being told your mums died,
and when she said you weren't adopted, i'm afraid she lied,
pahahaaa rubbish. Im a lyrical genius.
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Original post by Ana81
FACT: 'Lyrical' is the most overused word in battle rap.
I'm gonna lyrically finish you,
Diminish your lyrics and make you less lyrical,
I'm at the lyrical pinnacle,
My lyrics use multisyllables,
I'm lyrically the best,
I'm lyrically individual,
My lyrics are clinical,
Cynically lyrical,
I'll end these lyrics really quickly,
Because your lyrics are pitiful.
I haven't posted on here in a while but a certain person challenged me (he knows who he is), so I thought why not:
I'm a spakker,
And a ****er,
With a speech impediment,
So what? I will never relent,
Because I can still dement,
With this psychological warfare,
But it feels like you give me an unfair,
Advantage, cause it just ain't the same,
You really need to learn to aim,
And it ain't good for a win,
When your audience his the gin,
Just to put up with you,
There's nothing you can do,
To end this in a good way,
So give up, call it a day.
Posted from TSR Mobile
I'm a spakker,
And a ****er,
With a speech impediment,
So what? I will never relent,
Because I can still dement,
With this psychological warfare,
But it feels like you give me an unfair,
Advantage, cause it just ain't the same,
You really need to learn to aim,
And it ain't good for a win,
When your audience his the gin,
Just to put up with you,
There's nothing you can do,
To end this in a good way,
So give up, call it a day.
Posted from TSR Mobile
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