Scared to go downstairs to get some food

Have you got a torch on your phone? Can you get a torch app on your phone? Have you got a phone which you can use as a light source? Are you on a computer/laptop? Can you use this as a light source? Have you got a weapon in whatever room you're in now?

I keep a chef's knife in my underwear drawer and always keep my phone charged in case I need the light to help me in the darkness for some reason, but my house has lights upstairs and downstairs for the upstairs light so I'm rarely ever in this position.

I'd still risk getting stabbed to creep into your room in the dead of night and watch you whilst you sleep.

Or would you risk getting stabbed just to look through my underwear drawer?

Or would you risk getting stabbed just to look through my underwear drawer?

The knife won't stab him of its own accord, there will be human hands involved in it.

Yes, his. It's placed directly under where I keep my thongs/bras so when he heads for those and picks them up to exhibit the power of his senses (), he'll probably stab himself or slit his face in half. Up to him.

that's pure evil!!!!

He knows I love him and I'll save him before he does anything stupid, so it's okay!

Get naked, cover yourself in baby oil/butter and run downstairs. Any intruders/monsters will be startled by your display long enough for you to grab a Twix & in the event they TRY and grab you, you'll just slip right out of thier grip and swan off into the night, victorious.