Living a double life in the North?

Would my love of stuffed vine leaves and sauteed aubergines sit well with the good people of South Yorkshire - Are working class heroes diggin these kinda vibes? Would I be battered for drinking cocktails yer great poof?

Any Southerners on here who have migrated northwards? I just have a kew questions really...

Is it possible to reconcile a home counties cultural background with a society based around young mothers, smoking and football violence?

Do you find it necessary to 'Act Manc' when dealing with the working class to avoid t'kicking, but yet dont want to jettison your professional background entirely for fear of becoming a fraud? If you settled up there permanently would your old friends disown you for selling out and brand you a cultural traitor?

If you were to date a Tracey or a Darren, would your parents approve?

Would my love of stuffed vine leaves and sauteed aubergines sit well with the good people of South Yorkshire - Are working class heroes diggin these kinda vibes? Would I be battered for drinking cocktails yer great poof?

If your from 'down there' and you made the transition, lerros norr hoe yer gorron. taaa

Those aren't symptoms of the North, they're symptoms of a ****hole, you poor ****er

I assume you southerners forget places like Milton Keynes, Newcastle Under Lyme and Coventry exist?

Poor Cov. It really is a ****hole.

Midlands not the South though. HE probably thinks that is the North.

Ok then, Gravesend? Dagenham? Portsmouth?

I hate the term 'home counties'.

Some parts of the North are like land time forgot though.

So are some parts of the South...