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9/11 jokes are not funny!!!!!
But the other 2 are hilarious.
But the other 2 are hilarious.
Original post by Sataris
Liberal Arts degrees 
What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Wataaaaah!
Wataaaaah!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Feyoncé
Feyoncé
I wrote a song about a tortilla....Well actually, it's more of a wrap.
(I'll stop now)
(I'll stop now)
Original post by bubadeeboop
How are women and tornadoes alike?
Spoiler
Lol
Original post by Asexual Demigod
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not the little girl.
(it's funnier when you give the girl a name)
Original post by pencil_case
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not the little girl.
(it's funnier when you give the girl a name)
Who's there?
Not the little girl.
(it's funnier when you give the girl a name)
BOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Original post by Yeah dude
SORRY!!!!!!
I burnt 1000 calories yesterday. I left the pizza in the oven too long.
Original post by pencil_case
SORRY!!!!!!
The joke is so bad that my house is a desert and tumbleweeds fly past me every time I even look at it :P
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Original post by Yeah dude
The joke is so bad that my house is a desert and tumbleweeds fly past me every time I even look at it :P
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One joke that always makes me laugh is:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It makes me crack up
Original post by Yeah dude
But I love my motherland, where you can be yourself, WHERE ONE DAY YOU CAN BE IN THE DESERT, THE NEXT IN THE SNOW, WHERE YOU CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENCY NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU DO, AND ALL YOU GIVE ME IS A SONG? 'MURICA
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I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
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I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
1 2 3 4. U-S-A
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Free... if you work for the NSA.
Original post by CJKay
Free... if you work for the NSA.
Ouch, that one hurt dude, can you not
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Original post by pencil_case
One joke that always makes me laugh is:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It makes me crack up
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It makes me crack upno lol these still make me laugh
How about everyone that was taking the piss out of Madeline McCann. Apparently people should leave her alone, but that's how she got kidnapped in the first place.
Knock knock...
Original post by pencil_case
One joke that always makes me laugh is:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It makes me crack up
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It makes me crack upHere's one
A male toilet said to his female toilet colleague (who he'd been seeing behind his toilet wife's back) "do you think my wife will ever find out about us?"
She then said "you've got TOILET her know"
OOOOOOOOOOO *crowd goes wild*
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Original post by Yeah dude
Here's one
A male toilet said to his female toilet colleague (who he'd been seeing behind his toilet wife's back) "do you think my wife will ever find out about us?"
She then said "you've got TOILET her know"
OOOOOOOOOOO *crowd goes wild*
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A male toilet said to his female toilet colleague (who he'd been seeing behind his toilet wife's back) "do you think my wife will ever find out about us?"
She then said "you've got TOILET her know"
OOOOOOOOOOO *crowd goes wild*
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