Flatmate having sex all the time
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Watch porn loud as hell in your room, see how they like it
Original post by ManifoldManifest
Prop speakers against the wall, play some classic bass-heavy porno grooves every time they start.
Please please PLEASE do this and record it please I will love you 5eva.
(Yes I did mean 5eva, it's longer than forever don't h8)
Make holes in the condoms and replace all birth control pills with pro-conceptions pills without telling her. It's all perfectly legal to do but it will teach her a lesson when she misses her period after thinking she wouldn't have to bother with the morning after pill.
Original post by Madeline_H95
Make holes in the condoms and replace all birth control pills with pro-conceptions pills without telling her. It's all perfectly legal to do but it will teach her a lesson when she misses her period after thinking she wouldn't have to bother with the morning after pill.
She's on the implant
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Nanny cam threaten to upload if she doesn't keep it down. Problem solved.
I'd quietly have a word, and play a recording in the hope it would embarrass her. Depending on her reaction (she may be mortified) I'd make it clear that I'd take it further.
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IMPORTANT; We were abit drunk tonight and had a deep conversation of which we heard another girl in the flat having sex FFS! I told her straight and played the video of which she heard her screaming whilst having sex. She was embarrassed but wasn't that bothered about it really.
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I live in a brothel
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Original post by gman10
Play 'I Just Had Sex' by Lonely Island, or some other similar music, whilst they are at it.... it will kill the mood and they will soon shut up ha
Even better, play it just before they finish
Original post by katenworb
Says it in the title, my Flatmate regularly gets drunk and brings her boyfriend to our flat, which they do it for hours. She is so loud that the rest of the flatmates can hear it all over the flat, in the kitchen, in our rooms. I'm not sure if she knows we can hear it, but, he stayed over last night doing it and she's doing it again this afternoon, she will be sober now. It's starting to make me physically sick, what do I do?
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I had a flatmate like this last year, I also had another flatmate who was very blunt.
He just knocked on the door and said told them to shut up. It stopped immediately.
Original post by katenworb
Says it in the title, my Flatmate regularly gets drunk and brings her boyfriend to our flat, which they do it for hours. She is so loud that the rest of the flatmates can hear it all over the flat, in the kitchen, in our rooms. I'm not sure if she knows we can hear it, but, he stayed over last night doing it and she's doing it again this afternoon, she will be sober now. It's starting to make me physically sick, what do I do?
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This is greatly inconsiderate. I suggest confronting her about it
Original post by Madeline_H95
Make holes in the condoms and replace all birth control pills with pro-conceptions pills without telling her. It's all perfectly legal to do but it will teach her a lesson when she misses her period after thinking she wouldn't have to bother with the morning after pill.
Great. Ruin someones life.
Draw together a room mate agreement like Sheldon cooper and abolish sex from the premises, forthwith.
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Original post by TSA
I had a flatmate like this last year, I also had another flatmate who was very blunt.
He just knocked on the door and said told them to shut up. It stopped immediately.
He just knocked on the door and said told them to shut up. It stopped immediately.
Hahaha
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Original post by Madeline_H95
Make holes in the condoms and replace all birth control pills with pro-conceptions pills without telling her. It's all perfectly legal to do but it will teach her a lesson when she misses her period after thinking she wouldn't have to bother with the morning after pill.
I'm sure slipping someone a different kind of pill is illegal actually. I'm also sure there could be a malicious intent issue there too.
Also teach her a lesson? If she is taking the pill why would she take the morning after pill? No. So why exactly are you trying to teach her a lesson about not taking it for?
To the OP
Both me and my bf are at the same uni and so consequently there is a lot of intimacy going on. Although we are both mindful of noise and try to keep it down, if flatmates were to hear it we would prefer them to do the adult thing and come and have a word asking us to keep it down, write a note or knock on the wall or to do something relatively amusing such as play 'I just had sex' outside the door to give us the hint if they werent comfortable saying something.
So try some polite solutions or solutions that are amusing for both parties first before trying anything nasty because you are more likely to get them to be considerate to you if you are polite and considerate to them.
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Original post by katenworb
Says it in the title, my Flatmate regularly gets drunk and brings her boyfriend to our flat, which they do it for hours. She is so loud that the rest of the flatmates can hear it all over the flat, in the kitchen, in our rooms. I'm not sure if she knows we can hear it, but, he stayed over last night doing it and she's doing it again this afternoon, she will be sober now. It's starting to make me physically sick, what do I do?
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Surely it makes sense for your flat to have soundproofing. That way the couples can shag to their hearts' content whilst the single people aren't disturbed by it!
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