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My best friend from school ended up reading English at UCL, and we visited each other fairly often, so I had a reasonable glimpse of both courses. Both feature tutorials, Old English and Linguistics units, etc. (however, if your main interest is in linguistics, you would probably prefer a different course). You will write twice as many essays at Oxford, which means that you become pretty good at cranking them out, but I would have rather had the extra time to be a little more thoughtful about what I was writing. Overall, academically, they're fairly similar. UCL seems a little more inclined towards experimentation; I found Oxford quite rigid. Both departments have some pretty big names on staff and strong alumni links. There are frighteningly clever and frighteningly stupid students on both courses. If you graduate from either with good grades, you will generally have little trouble getting a job in your chosen field. Oxford does have the bigger overall brand name if you want to go into a different field or work abroad. In a nutshell, I would say that Oxford produces better academics, but UCL produces better writers.
The pastoral support seems far stronger at UCL than at Oxford. I can't count how many times Oxford threatened me with academic probation after a close relative died. The tradition and Harry Potter antics get old very fast (it may have helped if I had been at a more liberal college), and there was always an attitude hanging over everything, that we were so very
blessed to be studying at this
sacred institution. Oxford is also a rather boring city, and, outside of student theatre, there is next to no arts scene. Oh, and tourists everywhere, all the time. They take photos of you on your way to exams, they interrupt you reading in Christ Church Meadow to ask for admissions tips. London is a much more interesting place to be, though there is less of a community feeling. It's hard to pinpoint in a quick post, but the atmosphere just seemed more pleasant at UCL. FWIW, my friend, who was initially crushed by her Oxford rejection, ended up loving her course, whereas my college friends and I all graduated with at least a moderate distaste tor Oxford. I haven't been back since I left. Being a student there is very different to arriving at interviews with Bambi eyes and dreams of swirling gowns. I like your sense of humour
This is, of course, just my opinion. I am sure somebody else would say exactly the opposite. If you can, it's best to visit and decide for yourself