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What a dumb thing to lie about. Well you've dug yourself into a hole. You can either confess & let him know you told a silly lie or you can keep digging yourself deeper until he finds out and thinks you are a deluded crazy person.
Reply 41
If you were going to lie, you could have at least told him a good one. You strange, strange person.
Tell him you're the Prince of Russia and you'll eat him with your walking stick if he doesn't accept what you say to be the truth!
Tell him you got fired...
Reply 44
Instead of calling me why can't you just try and help me out like I try and help you lot out? Yes its a bad lie and im strange I know that, there must be some way to get out of it.

Thanks anyway
Reply 45
I'm sorry... it's just so completely HILARIOUS.

On a serious note, there's sod all you can do except confess, run away, or get a job there. I will however give you rep for what is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in the H&R section. Ever. Funnier than the guy who wanted to know how to measure his penis.
Reply 46
Figaro123
I'm sorry... it's just so completely HILARIOUS.

On a serious note, there's sod all you can do except confess, run away, or get a job there. I will however give you rep for what is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in the H&R section. Ever. Funnier than the guy who wanted to know how to measure his penis.


Or say I quit... even I can think of a few things
saturn
Or say I quit... even I can think of a few things


Tell him you've got brain damage, I'm sure he'll understand.
LOL. Say " stop stalking me you fagot!"

But on a more serious note, you're in a team to play football not to know where you work. say " the shoe shop is a façade for a mafia organisation" and noone's to know about the money laundering.:biggrin:
Just tell him u got fired... then when he says something like, I never found that store, just say something like 'yeah, well it doesn't matter now, because the bastards fired me!'

Act as if you're properly cut up about being fired, and indicate to him (through your behaviour and your tone of voice) that you never want to talk about it again!! If he asks you anything else, just say, 'I'm sorry I'm really pissed off about the whole thing, and really don't want to talk about it right now'

SORTED!!! now please, next time, think through any lies you tell. :biggrin:
Reply 50
The thing is, he probably cant lie his way out of this situation, if he had the ability to he wouldnt be in the situation in the first place. If you attempt to lie again you'll probably just say you now work in a butchers, or a charity shop, just for that extra cool factor.
Reply 51
bin man maybe?
Reply 52
notts
bin man maybe?

hey don't take the piss out of bin men they work hard
Reply 53
Yeah but would you date one because their job is cool?
Reply 54
Lucy_88
hey don't take the piss out of bin men they work hard

There's no shame in putting in an honest day's work.
Reply 55
Lucy_88
hey don't take the piss out of bin men they work hard

as im sure shoe clerks do...

at least bin men have the bonus of being able to scavenge for something cool, and getting back to bed at about 11.
Reply 56
You could have lied about something interesting, a porn star for instance. I doubt he'd mention not being able to find you in porn films!
Tell him you were fired and that you're pretty embarrassed about being fired from a lowly shoe stall, and hint that you would really appreciate no further discussion on the subject, make it clear that if its brought up again you'll deny any knowledge of ever working there.

Fluent in.
Reply 58
Fluent in Lies
Tell him you were fired and that you're pretty embarrassed about being fired from a lowly shoe stall, and hint that you would really appreciate no further discussion on the subject, make it clear that if its brought up again you'll deny any knowledge of ever working there.

Fluent in.


It might make it more obvious that he was lying though, its a bit of a quincidence that he was suddenly fired, then again theres not much else for him to say.
Reply 59
LOL. Good Lord. This is ridiculous.

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