I desparately need to get laid

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Buy a fleshlight. If you're a sex-starved virgin clubbing on your own, you're gonna reek of desperation and drive girls away.

Reply 41

Papo1489

if all else fails i can recommend some porn or the fappening to just have sex with yourself.

Reply 42

Lord Jon

You place too much emphasis on sex. You aren't ready yet...

Reply 43

lou_100

Original post by toonervoustotalk

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Sex is overrated in my opinion

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I thought this for 5 years. I struggled finding any significant pleasure in sex.

Then I met a guy I quite like recently, and a combination of us getting along fantastically and him being really good at it, and now I see what all the fuss is about.

Yeah there's that stigma around "finding the right person" i.e. it's soppy/gay/not real etc. But actually, I know what people mean when they say it now.

Reply 44

Jebedee

Original post by Anonymous

I'm not at Uni btw

They're not constricted to universities, you can find external ones that welcome anyone with a mutual interest.

Reply 45

Wakefield_boy

Don't worry about it too much, I was a virgin too till I was staying at mates apartment who was at uni in Wakefield and my mate recommended an escort agency to me. I booked an escort from here and well I guess I have never looked back since, maybe you should try it?

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 46

Lars Banter

In such matters, OP, my line is this. A friend asks me for help - he's in love with a call-girl. I go straight into action, grab her, carry her off, get drunk, burn the door down, am deaf to all reason. before even asking her name, the thing to do is get her. Delay increases passion dangerously, but quick action produces quick relief.