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How can I make myself sick on the day of an exam?

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Original post by bassbabe
Lol that's a classic excuse :smile:



If it works it works XD

*gasp in pain and wait for the teacher to notice you*

Sir?

Yes?

Can I please *wince* go to the nurse?

*flustered* yes yes go hurry...

XD

Only female teachers see through me...
Drink petrol
Original post by Black Cat
Drink petrol


Hear hear...

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Original post by zebby1999


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Original post by Black Cat
Drink petrol


Wouldn't that kill me?
Original post by Black Cat
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your reply made me laugh... I mean sure. that would definitely make him ill.
-act
-explain to parents
-wing it (depends on subject)
-shoot self in foot (very convincing you know)
-don't drink water (head ache)
Original post by zebby1999


You'd get cancer or a brain tumour in the long run
Original post by schindlers list
You'd get cancer or a brain tumour in the long run



It was a sarcastic answer I'm guessing. I mean you'd have to be seriously messed up in the head to drink petrol.
Reply 30
drink around 2 litres of milk and then 2 litres of vodka
looooooooooooooooooooooooool epic

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