Are you the type of person to ask for permission before kissing someone?

Eh?

Justin Bieber reference, forgive me pls

And I can be very submissive and I'm open to pretty much anything 😉😏

@WoodyMKC Fabulous game man. I'm in awe.

[scroll] Woa there, steady on [/scroll]

You sound like great fun I don't mind playing bottom-feeder on the occasion if you like to take charge once in a while

even sixteen months into our relationship, i often get rejected (very often)

Haha don't be in Awe he didn't do anything his avi did all the work

Mmmm I get to dominate. Wow... My imagination just ran wild and damn I have a filthy mind

Gone are the days where I had to graft away to get a girl to come round, just a quick bicep flex disguised as a quick scratch of the back of the head does the trick these days



Tell me more, what's running through that dirty imagination of yours

Haha shows how superficial the girls are nowadays

and nope I fear I cannot tell you because I'll probably end up getting banned. My thoughts are to remain thoughts forever

I know, great isn't it

PM me then innit rudegyal, I swear I won't grass

Hahaha

I'm not pming you anything babe... My thoughts are only to be acted on not to be written or spoken

Nawww... go on gimme a hint You'll be surprised at what you can get away with as long as you're not explicit, I've done some outrageous chatting & flirting borderlining sexting on here in the past all right out in the open

I'm a good Muslim girl and your arms are corrupting me

OMG, can't believe I'm doing it again

I don't tell many people this story as I find it quite shameful, but I took a girl home from a club a while ago. We got down to it and literally halfway through, I noticed a tear in her eye! Obviously I stopped and asked what was wrong, she started crying and said "I'm religious, I shouldn't be doing this. My dad would murder me if he found out what I've done!". She was obviously from an ethnic background so I assume she was muslim. I was mortified, Allah must hate me!

Well firstly the question is "what was the Muslim girl doing at a club?"
Secondly, damn half way? Did you even finish?
Thirdly, hahahahahahaha you seem to pull all the Muslim girls. You must have the worst luck bahah

And yes I'm afraid Allah does hate you... Hahahahaha PRSOM I can't rep goddamnit

Well she didn't appear to be drinking, at least she saved some face there
Nope, lost all my wood almost instantly as soon as I saw tears I was just like "Wow... I feel really bad..." I got dressed and called a cab and we chatted while waiting.

Hahaha, IKR... I remember when I was still on Facebook a few years ago, a muslim girl from school was really tryna crack on to me for a date! This was a pre-lifting Woody as well haha. Certainly got nothing against any religion, but I just can't do the whole "no sex before marriage" thing so that one was off the cards. Shame too, she was HOT. Got a bit of a thing for eastern girls tbh