Seriously, the bouncers in Lincoln are an absolute joke. Everyone knows how pervy the scream bouncers are, and how they've pretty much all got major attitude problems. Its no wonder people get agitated and aggressive when they're around. Plus I hate the fact that they seem to assume that because people have been drinking, the lads always want to start fights, and the girls are massive slags who dont mind being groped and listening to the bouncers sly comments.
Actually, thinking about bouncers, heres a good one for ya... On monday night my friend went to sakura, and cos she's seeing the manager of the place she's always allowed to just walk straight in. But that night they had two new bouncers on the door who wouldnt let her go in. And even when she told them to go find the manager to prove she wasnt trying to pull a fast one they didnt even bother going to check.
So she stood around in the smoking bit for a while and understandably she was getting pissed off, so she tried to just walk in without them seeing. Unfortunately one of the bouncers saw her and guess what he did... put her in a sodding headlock! She wasnt being aggressive or mouthy towards him so it was slightly innappropriate to grab her like that.