Aahhh!!! Helpa Me Pliss

Kudos92

Evening all. "What's an asymptote".

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Google it?

haha I misread this title and thought it said "help me piss"

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Kudos92

GOOGle give a me very toughening response. I cannot get it man! Helpa me pliss. Explain simple simple.

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Melana

tropical-twist3

haha I misread this title and thought it said "help me piss"

Me too.

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Melana

Isn't it the highest point conditioning can reach, where you can't condition any further?

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Kudos92

Melana

Me too.

Hahahaha. These mistake very funny.

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vin

tropical-twist3

haha I misread this title and thought it said "help me piss"

I cant remember what it was exactly :hmmmm:

I think it was where a line on the graph crosses the axis or maybe the maximum and minimum points... :dontknow:

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Pillar of Autumn

Melana

Isn't it the highest point conditioning can reach, where you can't condition any further?

In mathematics, an asymptote is an imaginary line on a graph in which a line/curve tends towards but never touches. Usually it's between two seperate lines/curves that tend towards it.

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JoleonLescott

Melana

Isn't it the highest point conditioning can reach, where you can't condition any further?

this is purely educational, take your hair tips somewhere else

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DrVas

"A line whose distance to a given curve tends to zero. An asymptote may or may not intersect its associated curve"

Google Gives you this, which is pretty much the simplest explanation.

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WhatTheFunk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymptote

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Melana

Pillar of Autumn

In mathematics, an asymptote is an imaginary line on a graph in which a line/curve tends towards but never touches. Usually it's between two seperate lines/curves that tend towards it.

Yes, it depends which subject you're asking about. Means different things in maths/psychology.

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Pillar of Autumn

Yet another reason why IB SL Maths should be recognized as the equivalent of GCE A-level Maths.

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alenax

tropical-twist3

haha I misread this title and thought it said "help me piss"

So did I, thought this was in H&R.

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JoleonLescott

Pillar of Autumn

In mathematics, an asymptote is an imaginary line on a graph in which a line/curve tends towards but never touches. Usually it's between two seperate lines/curves that tend towards it.

thank you very much as i was slightly perplexed by it as well
so we should be able to recognise it immediately when we see the curve in the exam

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Pillar of Autumn

tropical-twist3

haha I misread this title and thought it said "help me piss"

Ahahahaha I thought so too. Hello. :smile:

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Melana

JoleonLescott

this is purely educational, take your hair tips somewhere else

I reaaally hope that was a joke.

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Kudos92

Pillar of Autumn

In mathematics, an asymptote is an imaginary line on a graph in which a line/curve tends towards but never touches. Usually it's between two seperate lines/curves that tend towards it.

Thank you. I tip my hat to you guv'nor. Well explained. ** :hat:

tips hat**

Thank you to everyone else for posting hilarious comments to the effect of, "I'm unable to read and love publicising it. You make our circuses what they are today. Thank you.

Cricket?
Yes.

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Kudos92