Post Here if You&#x27;re Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Am announcing the fact that I'm back in college by blasting ABBA out of my room :woo:

On the downside, I appear to have already lost my keys... :getmecoat:

Ive spent about an hour trying to decide which version of California Dreamin' I prefer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ThPN8ZY4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVIhDgo_uU&feature=related

Reply 581

Turdburger

Ive spent about an hour trying to decide which version of California Dreamin' I prefer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ThPN8ZY4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVIhDgo_uU&feature=related

I can see why you've taken so long. Tiz quite a tough decision! :dontknow:

Reply 582

Turdburger

Mamas and the Papas Version

Reply 583

Turdburger

Mamas and the Papas Version

Oddly enough, I was humming that to myself whilst walking down Holywell Street earlier. It's obviously that kind of day :biggrin:

Reply 584

Still haven't found my keys. Have searched the bedroom, bathroom, flowers beds outside the building, gate that my dad drove in/out of and the freezer. Nothing :s-smilie:

OP

Fail.

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Still haven't found my keys. Have searched the bedroom, bathroom, flowers beds outside the building, gate that my dad drove in/out of and the freezer. Nothing :s-smilie:

You've just got to hope you didn't drop them in the car, or something stupid like that :s-smilie:

Reply 587

Teebs

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cpchem

You've just got to hope you didn't drop them in the car, or something stupid like that :s-smilie:

At least she lives relatively near Oxford if that's the case.

Reply 588

Teebs

Fail.

Reply 589

I was going to phone my dad and ask whether they'd somehow worked their way into the car but he'd have such a go at me for being so stupid, so I'd rather just pay to get a new one if it comes to that! :o:

Hopefully they'll turn up somewhere. It's so strange. I swear I took them along with my mobile into my friends room but when we were going to leave for lunch, there was just my phone.

It's a bit unnerving, coz I only usually hallucinate spiders... :ninja:

Ah well. Maybe if I tell the head of security that I've been hallucinating having my keys with me, etc. he'll be too distracted thinking I'm weird to charge me for the new one :p:

Reply 590

The_Lonely_Goatherd

I was going to phone my dad and ask whether they'd somehow worked their way into the car but he'd have such a go at me for being so stupid, so I'd rather just pay to get a new one if it comes to that! :o:

Hopefully they'll turn up somewhere. It's so strange. I swear I took them along with my mobile into my friends room but when we were going to leave for lunch, there was just my phone.

It's a bit unnerving, coz I only usually hallucinate spiders... :ninja:

Ah well. Maybe if I tell the head of security that I've been hallucinating having my keys with me, etc. he'll be too distracted thinking I'm weird to charge me for the new one :p:

Wtf? Head of Security?! Is Worcester some kind of prison?

Reply 591

cpchem

Wtf? Head of Security?! Is Worcester some kind of prison?

He's the head porter but his official title is the Head of Security. He's a bit scary but generally quite nice.

It's debatable as to whether Woosta is some kinda prison or not. We have scary porters who used to be in the army/police. Some of the tutors are quite heavy-handed as well :ninja:

Reply 592

Teebs

OP

cpchem

Wtf? Head of Security?! Is Worcester some kind of prison?

Have you not heard the alarms going off and seen the searchlights as another inmate tries to escape? Most of the colleges are a bit more modern and just drug their students.

Reply 593

Our porters are lovely (well, most of them are). We even have a female porter now... how progressive are we?

Reply 594

Teebs

Have you not heard the alarms going off and seen the searchlights as another inmate tries to escape? Most of the colleges are a bit more modern and just drug their students.

Reply 595

cpchem

Our porters are lovely (well, most of them are). We even have a female porter now... how progressive are we?

That is pretty progressive :yep:

We have some lovely porters too. The porters tend to be nice to me anyway coz they (justifiably) think I'm a dipstick :p:

Reply 596

Tomorrow could be fun... at least one of our tutors is going to be ambushed with a massive request for tutes.

Reply 597

cpchem

Tomorrow could be fun... at least one of our tutors is going to be ambushed with a massive request for tutes.

How come? General revision tutes, or coz you weren't taught a topic properly? :smile:

Reply 598

The_Lonely_Goatherd

How come? General revision tutes, or coz you weren't taught a topic properly? :smile:

One particular tutor hasn't bothered to teach us about 25% of the general paper (which we all sit), has only taught us 60% of the first option paper (which we're all sitting) and hasn't even mentioned the second option paper (which half of us (not including me) are sitting).

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