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Reply 1580

motoroller

14

Bekaboo

I got a boy masturbating today. I feel violated.

That doesn't make any sense?

Reply 1581

probably not

4

it's less that it doesn't make sense and more that there's a lot of ambiguity.

you caught a boy masturbating? a boy was masturbating, motivated by your image? a boy was masturbating, motivated by your encouragement?

Reply 1582

Cirsium

19

*facepalm* merged two sentences. I CAUGHT one of the 3rd form doing that today. :puke:

Reply 1583

probably not

4

that's bad, but it's probably the least bad of the three options i set out.

Reply 1584

Cirsium

19

Well that's true. I mean I don't know - there were two women in the room at the time, either of us could have been the inspiration, but at least I'm now over the 'I want to run away and die of embarrassment' stage and I kinda find it amusing :p:

Reply 1585

Teebs

OP

16

Bekaboo

*facepalm* merged two sentences. I CAUGHT one of the 3rd form doing that today. :puke:

That's nasty. Is this in class, or you walking into the locker rooms or something?

Reply 1586

Cirsium

19

In class. The worst bit was he was obviously nervous that I might have realised. So he kept cycling through
*writes notes*
*glances over shoulder to check I'm not looking at him* (I am studiously paying attention to other boys or looking out of the window so that I can pretend this isn't happening)
*hand creeps under table*
*fast rhythmic movement of elbow*
I may have been scarred for life. I mean I've never thought ******* was a particularly nice activity anyway but at least in the past I've only ever seen it done by misguided men who thought I'd find it attractive.

Reply 1587

Teebs

OP

16

Bekaboo

In class. The worst bit was he was obviously nervous that I might have realised. So he kept cycling through
*writes notes*
*glances over shoulder to check I'm not looking at him* (I am studiously paying attention to other boys or looking out of the window so that I can pretend this isn't happening)
*hand creeps under table*
*fast rhythmic movement of elbow*
I may have been scarred for life. I mean I've never thought ******* was a particularly nice activity anyway but at least in the past I've only ever seen it done by misguided men who thought I'd find it attractive.

You should have barked out "everybody hands on the table!" One of my teachers did that once :yep:

I also remember there being a craze among certain boys for pretending to have an erection and using a knee to lift the table. This ended when the previously mentioned teacher snapped at one of them, "stop lifting the table to pretend you have an erection." To a 13 year old that was mortifying.

Disclaimer: I have never engaged in any activities in a sexual nature in class, or even in school, the teacher's comments were not directed at me :p:

Reply 1588

wadhamite

Ewwwww, why would you want to **** in class? Surely you'd just tell the teacher you really needed the toilet and go and get it over with in there if you were that desperate?!

Reply 1589

Teebs

OP

16

wadhamite

Ewwwww, why would you want to **** in class? Surely you'd just tell the teacher you really needed the toilet and go and get it over with in there if you were that desperate?!

Have you ever heard of the concept of a danger ****?

Reply 1590

wadhamite

Teebs

Have you ever heard of the concept of a danger ****?

Er, no

I assume the danger of getting caught makes it more thrilling? What a delightful young man he's going to grow into...

Reply 1591

Teebs

OP

16

wadhamite

Er, no

I assume the danger of getting caught makes it more thrilling? What a delightful young man he's going to grow into...

In it's pure form it involves shouting for your mother as you are on the verge of finishing. It's then a race...

Reply 1592

wadhamite

Teebs

In it's pure form it involves shouting for your mother as you are on the verge of finishing. It's then a race...

Have you ever played this?

Reply 1593

The_Lonely_Goatherd

20

I appear to have stumbled into a very weird conversation... :ninja:

I'm so tired. Can't go to sleep though. Must... write... dissertation... proposal... Aaaaaargh!

I also think my tutor is gonna try and murder me (not literally. I hope...) in my tute tomorrow. Which would be fine, if she wasn't becoming my Junior Research Fellow in October... :s-smilie:

Reply 1594

The_Lonely_Goatherd

20

rkd

I actually can't believe how excited I am at the prospect of seeing Mary Beard speaking tonight. I'm such a Classics nerd. I'd probably be trying to switch to Ancient and Modern History if it weren't for the fact that I then couldn't go to Princeton.

Did you, by any chance, speak to a Woosta student who's studying Latin and Russian at this talk? One of my housemates spoke to someone going to Princeton... :ninja:

Reply 1595

Teebs

OP

16

wadhamite

Have you ever played this?

Funnily enough, no.

Reply 1596

rkd

12

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Did you, by any chance, speak to a Woosta student who's studying Latin and Russian at this talk? One of my housemates spoke to someone going to Princeton... :ninja:

Yes! Georgina or something, right?

Reply 1597

The_Lonely_Goatherd

20

rkd

Yes! Georgina or something, right?

Was gonna say "Oh, you must have spoken to rkd!" but realised she'd have no idea what that meant :p:

(Yes I know, should have asked if the person she spoke to was from Merton but that kinda logic passes me by :p:

)

Reply 1598

Mrs Carrothead

*sigh* Promised I'd have this belated essay done by 'today' i.e. yesterday. My defence in my e-mail will be.... well I haven't slept yet, so it still completely counts. Don't think he'd accept 'I had a **** day and then my dad called and said they were having lobster on Saturday so I hopped on a train a went home like a hysterical girl.' On the plus side, now attempting to write an essay whilst watching Dave.

Reply 1599

cpchem

14

I really ought to try sleeping...

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