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OpheliaCommitedSuicide
What did they say?



They said.. WOW son!! We are so proud of you

It is perfectly normal thing in this perfectly normal age.. Lol.. WTF?
my friend can do a great Tim Burton impersonation

he's a Masterburton
She screamed at you?? How is it her business. And nobody hates or judges anyway else for masturbating, yes it's private and yes you'll be embarrassed but most if not everybody does it.
Kevin J
Masterburton?

Just sounds like a very big Burtons store.


Not just any big Burtons store. The Master Burtons no less!
EdwardFindlay
it was closed but it opens also


Ah, one of those doors.
your spelling is f***** get an education instead of masturbating
do it more
Reply 67
Masturburton, for those that have illiterate genitalia
Reply 68
This morning, I am still laughing at masterburton.
Keith Lemon
LOL. Masterburton....


This.
Reply 70
EdwardFindlay
Hi I'm a new to this so please help me out here guys lol. well basically, I was in my room tonight when i was feeling a little frisky so naturally, i decided to 'relieve' myself. however, i didn't know my stepmum was in the next room :frown: she came barging in just as i was climaxing .. as you can all imagine this is very embarrasing for me. but to make matters worse, she shouted my father in as she screamed at me. this prompted my gran and younger brother to come running in. i feel so ashamed and i can't believe this has happened.. i daren't leave my room and i'm sure my family hate me. how can i get over this?

please TSR users, any advice weclome.

LOL

Theres only one possible solution: Give your step mum a hot monocle!
Indieboohoo
Troll :troll: this isn't Not Another Teen Movie

In American Pie the guy actually cums on the grandma :fyi:
LOL Masterburton. That should be a new placename. :rofl:
ohh noes not masterburton...........this is like something you see in those cat pictures
Reply 74
EdwardFindlay
it was closed but it opens also


What witchcraft is this!?
Phobia27
They should have done this -


:eek: :eek: :eek:
Reply 76
i thought you were only semi-retarded and got caught masturbating in burtons and the title was a semi-clever play on words, i'm semi-dissappointed.
MDEH8176
No doubt your Gran and stepmum have all touched themselves before.


:puke: I did not need that image in my head so soon after breakfast.
Reply 78
next time Master Burt somehwere private.
Phobia27
They should have done this -



THATS AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! ! :confused:

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