i want to buy lube from superdrug

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

Man Up?

Seriously no one cares what you are buying, well unless you are standing in the queue next to your Dad or something.

Buy it, and if anyone glances over smile with pride, as you're getting some love from Mrs Palm.

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

If I saw someone buying flavoured lubed one of the last things I'd assume is that they were planning to masterbate with it, is it even a common practice to do so? o.o

Sorry to hijack the thread but I need to buy lube also! I plan on getting it from Sainsburies as they have they have the self check out, but one question - whereabouts would it be? Would it be near toiletries or a more 'discreet' place?

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

I once bought condoms and lube from Boots. Bear in mind that even though I'm a month off 19, I still get IDed for 15s (and occasionally, 12s), so they thought that someone incredibly underaged was going to have sex. Guy didn't blink, very professional.

The key thing is to not look awkward. Just walk in, get lube, put it on the desk, give money, put it in a bag (remember this part - you don't want to be carrying lube around visibly). If you act as though it's something you do all the time, you won't be noticed. They will have sold this stuff many times.

sh;t, you sound like some expert. nice.

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

Well its just common sense isn't it?

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I used to work in Boots, we don't find your purchases half as interesting as you do tbh. It's not like you're going to put the lube on the counter and the cashier will be like 'HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK WHAT THIS GUY'S BUYING!' Man up.



And buying flavoured stuff for fapping seems pointless.