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i want to buy lube from superdrug

Reply 60

lightburns

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Original post by Mad Vlad

There's no age restriction on buying lubricant or condoms.

Yes, but if you saw a 12 year old buying condoms, wouldn't you think :lolwut:

Reply 61

mel0n

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Original post by morning boner

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

Can he bend down that far? :afraid:

Reply 62

gingerrama

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Original post by lightburns

Yes, but if you saw a 12 year old buying condoms, wouldn't you think :lolwut:

LAD

Reply 63

tinaturnerbunsenburner

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Original post by I<3LAMP

Thank you TinaTurnerBunsenBurner! Awesome name btw....from Brainiac?

nah, nickname from when I was in year ten, so long ago hahaha

Reply 64

Mysteriouschic

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You could buy something else with it so it doesn't look as if you went there specifically to buy it . You might as well just buy it in the shop, just don't worry about what others might be thinking.

Reply 65

Arekkusu

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Original post by morning boner

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

Buy a water-based lube; all Durex lubes are water-based. This means you can use it with a condom. The implication is that you're buying it for sex, and if you do manage to get a girl back you can whip it out and use it with her too!

In other news, get over yourself, no-one's gonna care/notice.

Reply 66

RachaelS

9

Just gotta man it up!
Whoever is on the checkout will have seen it all before
Plus lube is generally for sex
So anyone who sees will most likely give you lad points

Man up

Honestly? The people serving you don't give a toss what you're buying, they just want to finish their shift and go home :tongue:

Reply 69

Lamptastic

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Original post by tinaturnerbunsenburner

nah, nickname from when I was in year ten, so long ago hahaha

Nice one!

Reply 70

thegodofgod

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Original post by morning boner

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

Get it online, so they deliver it to your home?

Reply 71

stac4321

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Stop pestering everybody with your masturbation problems! You just have to decide which one you'd rather have- a regular ****, or mild embarrassment and a better ****.

Reply 72

Cicerao

14

I bought two bottles from Superdrug 'cause they were buy one get one free. The woman looked at me a bit funny, but so?

Reply 73

Vanbrugh

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Man up and buy it you coward!

Reply 74

fwed1

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Ask a friend. How did the guy who had it first get it?

Reply 75

T-Hill

11

Buy some condoms with it, so it looks like you're getting some. You'll probably never see them again anyway, so don't worry about it.

Reply 76

Xx.MissEG.xX

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Original post by morning boner

yeah... how do i explain myself to my parents when a bottle of lube comes through the post.

p.s. you sound like you're up for some fun. holla at man if you live in london

I'm afraid it seems you are not in the right place. TSR? Seriously?!

Reply 77

morning boner

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Original post by Xx.MissEG.xX

I'm afraid it seems you are not in the right place. TSR? Seriously?!

true. i wouldn't mind boning a chick with 200mm thick glasses and acne dots all over her face though. wouldn't really be that much of a problem, just need something penetratable that doesn't belong to family or somalians.