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Original post by Graduate21
Really? I use it all the time!

"Morning everyone, any post for me? Wow, I had a good **** this morning. By the way... I made bread for breakfast... it's the way I knead it by hand that really makes it rise good..."


I just can't figure out why nobody will eat my bread....


My day = made. :')
Original post by DLJ
:sexface: Marry me :biggrin:.



I suggest you take my right hand in marriage. The left is busy.
Sisters there is another way than lowering yourself to this level

Embrace and accept the Sharia! Regain your morals and dispose of this freedom, democracy and man made standard.
Reply 23
Original post by Graduate21
Really? I use it all the time!

"Morning everyone, any post for me? Wow, I had a good **** this morning. By the way... I made bread for breakfast... it's the way I knead it by hand that really makes it rise good..."


I just can't figure out why nobody will eat my bread....


:rofl3:
Awesome post; made my day.

If I wasn't out of rep's, I'd pos-rep you. :smile:

Original post by 122025278
Sisters there is another way than lowering yourself to this level

Embrace and accept the Sharia! Regain your morals and dispose of this freedom, democracy and man made standard.

:troll:?
Reply 24
Original post by Graduate21
I suggest you take my right hand in marriage. The left is busy.


Oooooooooooof :wink:. That's good cus my right hand is busy also :sexface:. We're compatable :biggrin:.
Original post by Graduate21
I masturbate every night, and in the mornings before work if I'm awake early enough. On weekends I'll spend a good 45 minutes getting myself excited before going all out. then I get up and have a bacon sandwich.
Mmm... weekends!

If most girls are like me, they can't keep their hands off themselves!

...I probably just need to get laid more. :biggrin:


my kinda girl
Of course we do! I'll d it about 3-4 times a day I'f I'm bored haha

My boyfriend knows as I told him straight off, he likes to joke about it and asks how many times i've done it today etc, also he bought me a vibrator which i dont use alot, its more of a thing for him to get off on watching

I'd admit it to anyone that asked me, I'd say most girls do it
Original post by charlottemoss
Of course we do! I'll d it about 3-4 times a day I'f I'm bored haha



Ennit though. When I was a student and had days off uni there's not a lot else to do. Sure I could do some work... or I could go five times on the sofa to Cash-In-The-Attic.
My old housemates would kill me if they knew....
Reply 29
Original post by Anonymous
I started doing it when I was 11 years old. I do it about 5 times a week, either in the shower or before going to bed. I always watch porn first; I'm straight, but I get off on Girl/girl.


This.
Reply 30
I don't understand girls who say they don't and are all "ewwww it's disgusting lolz"; what are you, houseplants? Everyone feels the call of their loins once in a while surely.

Can't say how often though I'm afraid, I don't have like a fondling schedule to adhere to or anything. Perhaps I should?
Reply 31
I think you need a certain level of sexual maturity to be open about it.

I can't see how anyone could be close-minded about sex, or think it's "bad" in any context (masturbation, before marriage etc etc) as it's a complete natural process.

We don't keep quiet about what we eat, or only pee once we're married. So whats the problem?

I'm completely open with anyone who asks (obviously not shoving my sexual preferences/experiences down peoples throats!).

My boyfriend is well aware of the things I do to occupy my 'free time' :wink:
Reply 32
Original post by Graduate21
On weekends I'll spend a good 45 minutes getting myself excited before going all out. then I get up and have a bacon sandwich.


I think I just fell in love
Reply 33
7am jerkin' off in the mirror...
Reply 34
What's with the ****ing huge writing?
Reply 35
Yes, normally several times a week when I was at school, but now it's the holidays (and an extended one at that before Uni) the number of times is on the rise. Sometimes up to 4 times in 24 hours because I have nothing else to do. :colondollar:

Female masturbation still isn't an open topic and I've always enccountered many more boys who admit to it than girls, it's stupid, loads of people do it and its perfectly natural to explore your body, plus it's not like you can get pregnant or STI's from it, it's like one of the safest forms of sex.
Original post by foxo
What's with the ****ing huge writing?


Small penis syndrome.
Meh. I used to fairly often but since I went on the pill I don't feel like it as much.
I'm masturbating as i type, so yeh.
Original post by iamjustjess
Are you left handed?

A better question to the initial one (Because most girls do masturbate), could be do you masturbate with your left or right hand?

I use my right hand and I am right handed.

Also, if you're interested in actually looking into female sexuality and masturbation you might want to read the Hite report.

If you're only using one hand you're doing it wrong :wink:

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