When you've been procrastinating on the internet all day instead of doing the two essays that are due in tomorrow. And then you come on TSR and post about it.
I need motivation....
I'm not even in uni and doing that, should I be worried?
- when you find living organisms growing in a mug of old leftover cider that wasn't your cup anyway so you leave it outside your door and someone else deals with it
- when your leftover cup of coffee grows mould
- when you get so hungry you put 2 of the same microwave meals 1 in each microwave at same time and eat them both
-when you start a pile of stuff outside your room door and cant even open your door fully coz your room is totally covered in rubbish, with the mattress on the floor from guests, that you now just sleep on anyway, and when the cleaners know you coz youre room is a hazard and keep telling you off
- when the cleaners walk in on you and a guy in bed naked. most days.
- when you go to the cafe at 9am in your skimpy nightdress thing and no shoes or socks or anything to avoid the cleaners
- when you've weed in your sink..and someone elses...and indirectly in someones kitchen and got a reputation for it
- when youve aquired lots of items of other peoples clothing that you cant give back because its awkward beteween you now
- when you get people knocking on your door to turn your music down
- when your main entrance and exit is through your window
- when you cant remember the last time you ate something healthy
-when you get up at 4am most nights and raid the fridge of other peoples beverages
- when you only bought milk in the 1st week, and never since, so buy all your hot drinks or steal other peoples milk when theyre not in the kitchen
- when you pretend to have a shower just so you can have a poo without people hearing it
- when the accomm office wont lend you anymore spare keys coz youve lost them all, and you havent paid the fines and theyre just building up
- when you just cannot manage to go to every lecture in any 1 day
- when you steal food and drink from the uni cafes just coz u can
- when you sit for an hour in the wrong lecture coz you got the wrong room
sorry, i'm gonna stop there but there's just so many!
This is from your personal experience? Wow. Props for that, lady.
This is from your personal experience? Wow. Props for that, lady.
Whats 'props' mean? And yes, it is. freshers week. The kitchen bit was that i got wee on my hotpants so wrung them out in someone elses flats kitchen, and then they proper had a go at me and i had to apologise in front of people the next day and it was really awkward....personally, i still don't see what the big deal was..