Heterosexuality pros: No intolerance (except from feminists), no nervousness about coming out, can watch football w/o breaking the queer code (no phobe), women look after you emotionally and you can "naturally" have children, bums and boobs (and thighs), don't have to care about shoes and clothes and other ****, don't have to enjoy poorly written, acted and contrived Romcoms and last but not least, don't go to hell for where u stick ur willy.
Homosexuality pros: Don't have to deal with woman logic, don't have to obsessively clean the house because "the house looks like a bombs hit it",or in other words, one cushion is on the floor, less nagging, no hormonal mood swings, no hoovering while the football is on (seriously girls sort that **** out it's not on), no talking over the post match interview, can play dead arms/have a play fight AND have sex with the same person (= two birds one stone, no need to interact with brother) and last but not least, stubble to stubble contact.
It's a toss up.