Hahahaha that's great, poor guy.
Uni guys are honestly the easiest people to have sex with ever. Get Tinder, there's millions of them on there.
Lost my virginity to to a uni guy and apparently I was a bit loud because people were outside his door listening at 4 in the morning, and whenever people pass him they moan at him and **** haha.
It's a bit scary going back to uni accommodation though because you never know if people are gonna see you going in or out, especially the next morning when it's obvious you've had a ONS and you look like an absolute mess.