On reflection I hope we don't sign Berbatov.
Shola-esque laid back approach to games, which will hardly endear him to fans. He isn't someone you can rely on to score regularly, and goes missing in far too many games. (Yes he scored 20 goals this season, but a quarter of those were scored in one game!! Add in the other couple of hat-tricks he got this season and you'll find he scored over half his goals in just 3 games!) He's a flair player, the type that teams in the lower half of the league can't afford to carry.
Then you've got his bad attitude and massive ego, which needs massaging to the extend that he wants to be the big fish in a small pond. And finally his wages. He'll want to be paid a canny amount presumably, money that would be better spent extending the contracts of Barton and Jose, surely!