Tom Cruise Jedward (biologically they are the same person, right - they count as one?) Jeremy Paxman - for betraying his Northern roots and becoming an elitist.
Rihanna-utterly attention seeking moron Joey Essex-To show that not everybody thinks being thick as pig s**t is a rewarding quality LMFAO- (two guys I think? But I'm counting this as one) for producing the single most irritating, abysmal record inflicted upon humanity ever.
1) The entire Geordie Shore Cast (I'll have a royal rumble with em!!!! They're even more dislikeable than the Jersey Shore cast and that alone deserves a punch)
2) Jeremy Kyle (not even bothering explaining this one)
3) Jeremy Clarkson - Don't try to be funny and you aren't! You're just a lame, old, arrogant, narrow minded and offensive dick who wants attention!!
Bonus Celebrity: KELLY BROOK
Face it: she can't act, she can't present (remember the tragedy that was her on The Big Breakfast?) and she doesn't say anything that's worth listening to or reading. She's just a pretty face and a pair of tits that lives off Newspaper stories and she also screws sports people. 'blah blah blah... i'm representing the curvier women that the media don't show... blah blah blah... i'm not afraid to get my tits out... blah blah blah...look how big my huge boobs are... blah blah blah...' BITCH SHUT UP! Nobody cares! Sop trying to make it look as thoiugh you're a talented movie star. You suck!! Nice looking girl, but jesus she's annoying. She doesn' even warrant a newspaper story. No punch though... just a pimp slap