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I fainted after ejaculating.

A couple of days ago I was setting in my chair, with a bit of pornography, doing things.

At the point of ejaculation I stood up from my chair to catch the produce in the tissue of my hand. I caught it, but then I felt tired and sat back down in the chair and I remember just sitting there with my head bent back so that I was looking at the ceiling. It felt like I was losing consciousness or something. That lasted a few minutes until I realised that I was laying back on the chair vacantly with a hand full of a spermy tissue. So then I got up but just sat on the floor for a bit because I still felt weird.

Anyone else have rogue masturbation sessions?
No and I have a very long relationship with my hand that goes way back. I think you were too abusive with your wand, that's why you fainted. Relax dude, you were just looking at flesh, no need to be abusive.
Woah
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tmi bruh :erm:
That escalated quickly..
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
That escalated quickly..


*ejaculated* quickly i think you mean XD
Transsexual midget porn does that to you. :creep:
You're meant to wait till midnight until you post some weird ****.
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This sounds like a diary entry from a teenage boy doing English Literature.
Original post by UWS
This sounds like a diary entry from a teenage boy doing English Literature.


Pfft.. If I wrote that in class - instant A*. This guy's a genius.
Original post by UWS
This sounds like a diary entry from a teenage boy doing English Literature.


Sounds like chapter 1 of a teen fiction book. Catches the reader's attention immediately.
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Original post by Wiggly
A couple of days ago I was setting in my chair, with a bit of pornography, doing things.

At the point of ejaculation I stood up from my chair to catch the produce in the tissue of my hand. I caught it, but then I felt tired and sat back down in the chair and I remember just sitting there with my head bent back so that I was looking at the ceiling. It felt like I was losing consciousness or something. That lasted a few minutes until I realised that I was laying back on the chair vacantly with a hand full of a spermy tissue. So then I got up but just sat on the floor for a bit because I still felt weird.

Anyone else have rogue masturbation sessions?


TMI dude!!!
Sounds like a baby is asking for foods.
Original post by Wiggly
A couple of days ago I was setting in my chair, with a bit of pornography, doing things.

At the point of ejaculation I stood up from my chair to catch the produce in the tissue of my hand. I caught it, but then I felt tired and sat back down in the chair and I remember just sitting there with my head bent back so that I was looking at the ceiling. It felt like I was losing consciousness or something. That lasted a few minutes until I realised that I was laying back on the chair vacantly with a hand full of a spermy tissue. So then I got up but just sat on the floor for a bit because I still felt weird.

Anyone else have rogue masturbation sessions?


Late-ish post, but this might help still. Ejaculation is intense for the body and for whatever reason, yours didn't keep up and so came close to losing consciousness. It's generally nothing to worry about, but see a GP if it happens again, especially with other symptoms.

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