Why do some girls find small penises so funny?

I recently overheard a conversation between some girls at my college in which they were talking about about some guy one of them had just dumped. They were generally mocking and belittling this dude but the specific part that caught my attention was when they started discussing his penis (Yeah, I know ). The girl who had just dumped this guy was going on about how small it was (about the size of her pinky apparently) and how it looked like a cocktail sausage etc etc.. and the other girls found it absolutely hilarious. I couldn't help but feel sorry for this guy (I'm not particularly well endowed myself tbh) I mean it's not his fault is it? Anyway, I was wondering what it is about small penises that some girls find so amusing? Even putting aside my own inadequacy (and resulting bias) I just don't see what's so funny.

Thanks for your response, but I still don't really understand.

Even if the girl telling the others about his size was bitter (which tbf she probably was) the others wouldn't have been, but they still seemed to find it genuinely hilarious.

Also, you could say that a woman's breasts represent her femininity, but I've never heard a group of guys laughing their arses off about the size of a girl one of them has dumped, breasts.

I've always assumed "loose" meant slut. Foe example, when someone says "most girls nowadays are loose".

Well, yeah... as in, she's slept with so many men her vagina's been stretched so now it's loose.

Well, yeah... as in, she's slept with so many men her vagina's been stretched so now it's loose.

I've never understood that idea, surely a girl who had regular sex with a boyfriend would have just as 'loose' a vagina as one who slept with a different man every saturday night

Hahaha I feel like an idiot now

Although that insult still doesn't carry as much impact as small penis jokes. I doubt any girls vagina is literally that loose. Point in case, in my opinion the insult is still focused on how much of a slut she is rather than the state of her vagina. So girls aren't really going to get insecure about it.

Whereas when a guy's penis is joked about being too small....well its self explanatory really.

I don't believe the term 'loose' originally referred to a woman's vagina at all, people have just put two and two together to make five. Some investigation suggests a connection with 'loose' morals, and also with being loose, unbound, ie not wed and thus perhaps guilty of shady sexual practice.

Edit: PS I don't think there would be a TV programme, even if it is on ITV, called Loose Women if a saggy vag is what it referred to.

I don't believe the term 'loose' originally referred to a woman's vagina at all, people have just put two and two together to make five. Some investigation suggests a connection with 'loose' morals, and also with being loose, unbound, ie not wed and thus perhaps guilty of shady sexual practice.

Edit: PS I don't think there would be a TV programme, even if it is on ITV, called Loose Women if a saggy vag is what it referred to.

To be fair, I doubt they meant it to mean women who "are perhaps guilty of shady sexual practice" either. It's a different use of the word "loose" entirely, as in women who are independent and "let loose from the kitchen" as it were.

Boobs aren't really the same thing.. girls with small boobs can still have sex to reproduce. Males with an usually small penis may struggle. All relationships are about reproduction subconsciously (and consciously in many cases, haha).

Uuum yes they are. You see, having sex with a tiny tit woman feels like having sex with a BOY with a vagina(not that I've ever had had sex with a boy, LOL). And to a heterosexual male that thought is highly disturbing to say at least. I've had sex with small breasted females a couple of times and it was a struggle as sex is as much psychological as it is physical. If I'm completely honest and blunt, I was a bit disgusted at one point during the sex and didn't have the greatest boner ever either (that's what I mean ).

Now some guys might want to emphasize that they actually like small boobs, but usually they just say that to be kind to their girl(except for a few kinks and closet gays, of course). Almost all of my mates have lied to girl about their preferences when it comes to breast size. Heterosexual men want to have sex with a woman - not with a vag boy!

Meh, if you ever feel the need to get a girl back for insulting the size of your manhood, just infer she has oddly shaped lady bits. Go after the tits and noone will care, tell everyone she's supporting a set of meat curtains, and it's just as bad as anythign she can say about your manhood.

That is a puerile and awful thing to do to somebody. An eye for an eye and the whole world is blind, as the saying goes. Rather than trying to 'get a girl back' by publicly humiliating her, destroying her body confidence and perpetuating a ridiculous shame surrounding female genitalia, how about taking the higher ground, brushing it off and getting on with your life?

5" is the ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM. Less than that when erect, you may as well learn to laugh at yourself, because you should be very clear that everyone else will.

That is a puerile and awful thing to do to somebody. An eye for an eye and the whole world is blind, as the saying goes. Rather than trying to 'get a girl back' by publicly humiliating her, destroying her body confidence and perpetuating a ridiculous shame surrounding female genitalia, how about taking the higher ground, brushing it off and getting on with your life?